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Now I want rice crispy squares

It's a dream exclusive piss. It went away because you woke up, but the next time you fall asleep, you'll piss.

@graf dreams are your mind processing things. If you're retarded they'll be retarded, too, grafman.

Does it mean I'm supposed to bang my ex from 15 years ago? I could probably find her

You might know that Finns and Hungarians are closely related to each other, they're both part of the Finno-Ugric language group and originally came out of the Ural mountains.

@graf feminine and chink coded

Okay f0x, I will find her and bang her but only because you think that's what this dream means

@graf @f0x
When i moved too Hawaii, I started facebooking some old girlfriends and rekindled old flames. I ended up flying 4 of them out here for 4-day werkends. It’s a fuggin nice way too go, dude.

Did she have a big hairy bush? Anyway it sounds like a good dream who cares what it means

no. never. she was like 5' and like 95 pounds and it was all in her tits

I think I need to go to Hawaii and talk to an officer about his moms weird sidewinder jew tits

I thought they you said they had all gotten fat.

I just fired up facebook, it was 11 years ago. looks like she was smart enough to delete hers. smart girl

edit: the girl that came after her worked for the beer store so we could get beer when the store was closed. that shit was cash but she was chilean and fucking crazy. pic related, beer store managers key

i had keys to the video store.
dont think id be alive if i had keys to a beer store back then.

looks like that choice may have saved your life. who knows what she had planned if she had gotten you back to her lair.

that was one of those "just go up and ask her out bro" situations, she was at work and I used to see her daily on my way home from work and one day I was just like "you should come over after your shift" and I gave her somebody elses business card with the numbers scratched out and mine written on it lmfao and she called me and came over that same day

This is why you never talk to women.

"Ask me how I got this shirt" I say while pointing at all white, capitalized sans-serif font reading "I AM AFRAID OF WOMEN"

@HockeyDoxie @f0x @graf
One of them did.

no fat chicks jonny not even at my most desperate would I do that. dinner, sure. "it was nice seeing you"

@elftummy LMAO

@HarryNuggets @f0x @HockeyDoxie @elftummy @graf
Its not funny. I spent $1,000 and had too take gas station dick pills

Look on the bright side at least you didn't get AIDS

@HarryNuggets @f0x @HockeyDoxie @elftummy @graf
Paying too have sex with a fat is depressing AF.

@f0x @graf Got nuked in my dream what does this mean

@syzygy @f0x @graf I dreamt I was playing some sort of block game with people from fedi

@pwm @f0x @graf

@syzygy @f0x @graf should I recognize this person of alopecia?

@pwm @f0x @graf I'm speaking zoomer, unc

@syzygy @f0x @graf you're literally older than me

I cant breef

@graf @pwm @f0x @syzygy you cant queef

if I could I would be doing that shit everywhere

Sorry Jonny but that's undeniably funny

@HarryNuggets @f0x @ArmadilloRancher @HockeyDoxie @elftummy @graf
In the game of life, women are the rake…
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I have never met a woman interested in me ever that didn't eventually just have her hand permanently in my wallet

>Ask for date

Needs fake business cards

they weren't fake I took one off the till in front of her and scratched the numbers out and wrote my own on it

@graf @f0x @ArmadilloRancher @HockeyDoxie @HarryNuggets @elftummy
The only guys that can maintain a chick without her being a gold digger are the guys packing huge dicks or sychopaths. For some reason, women are into sychopath guys.

jonny buddy you ever had the detroit deep dish style costco frozen pizzas? I hate frozen pizza but those things go hard. I'm wondering if I should throw one on my smoker

it's this one. costco sells it. it's the only frozen pizza i will eat

https://www.motorcitypizzacompany.com/our-products

Why that one in particular

it's always crisped perfectly, it tastes not chemically despite it's ingredients containing more shit i cant pronounce than cocaine thats been stepped on by 18 different arabs before it made it to my nostril

@graf @f0x @ArmadilloRancher @HockeyDoxie @HarryNuggets @elftummy
Smoke that deep Detroit puzzy!!!
Doll it up with some pineapple cause that deep dish bread thickness is gonna dry you out without that extra juice.

I was going to stuff it in a cast iron with some tallow

It's dirty. But so good.

my ex showed up with her daughter and I told them they could make whatever food while I was entertaining my friends (i think it was like last summer) and they baked it and it was the best fucking frozen pizza I've ever had like ever