I fell asleep somehow again and I actually had a dream but it was about a hungarian ex from like 15 years ago and I had to piss and somehow ended up at her parents house but all her siblings were finnish. Woke up and I didn't piss and I don't have to piss. What does it mean? I need a pint
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@graf dreams are your mind processing things. If you're retarded they'll be retarded, too, grafman.
Does it mean I'm supposed to bang my ex from 15 years ago? I could probably find her
I thought they you said they had all gotten fat.
no fat chicks jonny not even at my most desperate would I do that. dinner, sure. "it was nice seeing you"
@elftummy LMAO
@HarryNuggets @f0x @HockeyDoxie @elftummy @graf
Its not funny. I spent $1,000 and had too take gas station dick pills
Its not funny. I spent $1,000 and had too take gas station dick pills
Look on the bright side at least you didn't get AIDS
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Sorry Jonny but that's undeniably funny
@HarryNuggets @f0x @ArmadilloRancher @HockeyDoxie @elftummy @graf
In the game of life, women are the rake…
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In the game of life, women are the rake…
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I have never met a woman interested in me ever that didn't eventually just have her hand permanently in my wallet
@graf @f0x @ArmadilloRancher @HockeyDoxie @HarryNuggets @elftummy
The only guys that can maintain a chick without her being a gold digger are the guys packing huge dicks or sychopaths. For some reason, women are into sychopath guys.
The only guys that can maintain a chick without her being a gold digger are the guys packing huge dicks or sychopaths. For some reason, women are into sychopath guys.
jonny buddy you ever had the detroit deep dish style costco frozen pizzas? I hate frozen pizza but those things go hard. I'm wondering if I should throw one on my smoker
If you get the self rising frozen pizzas I remember them tastimg better than more expensive restaurant pizzas
Somehow the bread and tomato sauce just taste better to me
The bread becomes really thick after rising but has air gaps in the middle that just make it taste better
Might have to be the correct brand
But for health reasons I would avoid any dairy product that is not fat free now a days & would not eat such a thing plus I am trying to become vegan to avoid eating mRNA vaccines
it's this one. costco sells it. it's the only frozen pizza i will eat
https://www.motorcitypizzacompany.com/our-products
https://www.motorcitypizzacompany.com/our-products
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Why that one in particular
it's always crisped perfectly, it tastes not chemically despite it's ingredients containing more shit i cant pronounce than cocaine thats been stepped on by 18 different arabs before it made it to my nostril
It's dirty. But so good.
my ex showed up with her daughter and I told them they could make whatever food while I was entertaining my friends (i think it was like last summer) and they baked it and it was the best fucking frozen pizza I've ever had like ever
@graf @f0x @ArmadilloRancher @HockeyDoxie @HarryNuggets @elftummy
Smoke that deep Detroit puzzy!!!
Doll it up with some pineapple cause that deep dish bread thickness is gonna dry you out without that extra juice.
Smoke that deep Detroit puzzy!!!
Doll it up with some pineapple cause that deep dish bread thickness is gonna dry you out without that extra juice.
I was going to stuff it in a cast iron with some tallow