Egregoros

@cjd @caekislove @Dicey @restful @PalePimp
Green cards in exchange for military service is definitely a thing. My very first bunk mate in basic training was one such fellow back in 1993.

@madcuzbad @Sui @Bunsen @Fash-E
Yep.
We don’t even have an army big enough too do a ground invasion.
Don’t even worry about it. The whole thing is a waste of time and money. Each side will just lob missiles at each other until they run out, and then it’ll be over.
The jews should have had us invade Iran 15 years ago. It’s too late now.

@EscapeVelo
Exquisite

@madison @pwm
I like my coffee like I like my flute players…
Piping.

@graf
You have more excuses than a pimp going too jail.

@graf
Yer dehydrated. Drink Zima…
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@graf
You have too much blood in your alcohol system

@graf
You are oxygen deficient.
Take 20 deep breaths.

@pwm
You are mineral deficient. Take vitamins.

@JeffGrimesArt @animegothicgirl88 @matty
Go on Snapchat Premium and find you a retarded chick who’s aging out of the butthole pics for money game.
There’s some total babes on there.

@JeffGrimesArt @animegothicgirl88 @matty
Don’t knock whores until you’ve tried them. Didn’t Jesus hangout with a whore?

@DC5FAN @JeffGrimesArt @animegothicgirl88 @matty
Don’t “dude, don’t me.”

@DC5FAN @JeffGrimesArt @animegothicgirl88 @matty
News flash, pal, all women are hookers. Snapchat model is just the churched up term for it now.

@cjd @Hoss @dassauerkraut
This is a great take. Fire emoji, even.

@Tony @BillingtonYVR @Myshkin @graf
Had a reoccurring sex dream the last two nights in a row. The girl looks like a trailer park version of Paris Hilton.
I never have the gawd blessed sex dreams anymore but something tells me something special is happening…
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@Tony @BillingtonYVR @Myshkin @graf
I feel sorry for the two ladies that I share a bathroom with. There’s no fart fan.
I do curtesy flushes but it’s still gnarly AF.

@Eiswald
@matty gets it.

@graf @pwm @UnityOstara @Will2Power
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@pwm @UnityOstara @Will2Power @graf
You want a good steak?

@pwm @UnityOstara @Will2Power @graf
What’s your mom’s name
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