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It's Friday 
And when you're a president, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything
Sometimes I think I'm not that ugly, then I look at myself in the mirror and realize I was wrong
I only drink beers brewed in Britain and Ireland. Bonus if the ingredients are locally sourced.
ugg im getting a cold.
Gotta stop making out with chicks on the metro after hours.
Gotta stop making out with chicks on the metro after hours.
It's hilarious how many finance articles I see now with titles like "The Precious Metals Bull May Be Over, Say Analysts Who Failed To See It Coming".
I've had the thought since yesterday that I should go on a religious retreat. I think I'm losing the plot.
:gondola_head: 🌿 
@thatbrickster What plot ?
@mangeurdenuage wish i knew
@vitalis i would have forced him to drink the shoe soda 👟
Surprisingly affordable - even with the tariffs.
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