I fell asleep somehow again and I actually had a dream but it was about a hungarian ex from like 15 years ago and I had to piss and somehow ended up at her parents house but all her siblings were finnish. Woke up and I didn't piss and I don't have to piss. What does it mean? I need a pint
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I just fired up facebook, it was 11 years ago. looks like she was smart enough to delete hers. smart girl
edit: the girl that came after her worked for the beer store so we could get beer when the store was closed. that shit was cash but she was chilean and fucking crazy. pic related, beer store managers key
edit: the girl that came after her worked for the beer store so we could get beer when the store was closed. that shit was cash but she was chilean and fucking crazy. pic related, beer store managers key
i had keys to the video store.
dont think id be alive if i had keys to a beer store back then.
dont think id be alive if i had keys to a beer store back then.
she was a fun girl but we went out and racked up a like 1100$ bar tab and she had a meltdown in the parking lot behind my house screaming for like 20 minutes about how I never go to her house and I'm like woman we are both drunk and that is a 100$ cab ride just get in the fucking house and she kept screaming so I told her I'm going to bed and she got in her car and left and I never saw her again. She used to work at the beer store like 10 mins walking from where I lived at the time and she transfered somewhere else lol
looks like that choice may have saved your life. who knows what she had planned if she had gotten you back to her lair.
that was one of those "just go up and ask her out bro" situations, she was at work and I used to see her daily on my way home from work and one day I was just like "you should come over after your shift" and I gave her somebody elses business card with the numbers scratched out and mine written on it lmfao and she called me and came over that same day
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This is why you never talk to women.
"Ask me how I got this shirt" I say while pointing at all white, capitalized sans-serif font reading "I AM AFRAID OF WOMEN"
>Ask for date
Needs fake business cards
Needs fake business cards
they weren't fake I took one off the till in front of her and scratched the numbers out and wrote my own on it