guy working at subway told me to google the f-650 and said it was the coolest vehicle ever and that i'd immediately want one as soon as i saw it. when i wasn't floored he said "i thought you drove up in your mom's car, does it actually, like, move?" just make my sandwich bro im not in the mood for ts 😭
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@zonk Man, that's an American truck alright. It's fuck huge massive yet and the back thingy doesn't look any bigger than any other cars like it
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@zonk Also just wear audio ear plugs, the guy making your sub won't talk to you then
@coolboymew but i like talking to the retail workers. gets me out faster and makes their day a bit more tolerable. if they tell me to shut up i do
@zonk must be my natural NEET aura
@coolboymew don't worry, i had my fair share of awkward moments, complete with 3 second pauses between responses, like
>why don't you have a truck? aren't you good at your job?
<... idk man, my suv is good enough. i don't have a use for a truck
>... you don't want to look cool?
<... no?
in my defense what am i even supposed to say
>why don't you have a truck? aren't you good at your job?
<... idk man, my suv is good enough. i don't have a use for a truck
>... you don't want to look cool?
<... no?
in my defense what am i even supposed to say
@zonk oh I kinda like SUVs, looooots of interior space
@zonk @coolboymew Sounds like he's trying to justify his own useless truck purchase lmao. Imagine wanting to burn more fuel and have less interior space just to.. not actually haul anything and to feel more "manly"? 
@zonk @coolboymew tell him ur gay
@zonk @coolboymew man I would love to hear eaglelander comments if I drove my small peugeot there
@coolboymew@shitposter.world @zonk@shitposter.world nothing can beat what the Japanese are allowed to have
< those small but versatile trucks
@coolboymew @zonk it's normally meant to be a box truck btw
@creamqueen @sendpaws @zonk I don't really care about the height, but it's just that really, the back compartment is seriously not any bigger than most other trucks like it
@coolboymew no need for a commercial driver's license btw. ridiculous country
@zonk @coolboymew you don't even need a CDL to drive a semi as long as you don't drive it commercially in most states
@coolboymew @zonk f650 is used for commercial purposes only. It is very hard for a person to buy one since dealers wont sell them. Theyre fleet vehicles. Box trucks, towing, dump trucks. You will never see just a guy driving them.
@coolboymew @zonk theyre mostly sold like this then outfitted to suit the needs of the company.
@coolboymew @zonk I work adjacent to heavy duty trucks so I am being informative.
These are the least luxurious trucks ever and nobody in their right mind would want one to own unless theyre doing business.
These are the least luxurious trucks ever and nobody in their right mind would want one to own unless theyre doing business.
@creamqueen @coolboymew @zonk there's a ford dealer that does commercial sales and the only one they sell that isn't just a plain chassis is a box truck that's bigger and heavier duty than the econolines
@creamqueen @coolboymew @zonk the idiots who buy f650 as their main ''truck'' dont get them from regular dealers, they got them from custom shops which main bsns is selling those useless f650 to people with more money than neurons, iirc the f650 got famous because shaq had one with 6 or 8 doors and more dumb shit, most people dont need anything about 250, fuck having a 150 is already an overkill for most of its owners
I have nothing against trucks, in fact I have one but srsly most of the time you dont really need them a big truck, something like a mavaerick or a hilux or frontier is more than enough
I have nothing against trucks, in fact I have one but srsly most of the time you dont really need them a big truck, something like a mavaerick or a hilux or frontier is more than enough
@creamqueen @coolboymew @tsugumi it's a cultural thing in my mind. in europe you get the smallest possible car for your use case, maximizing utility and economy (and often times you simply don't need one, so you realize that and don't buy one). over here, people are weirdly attached to their cars, and buy them to express their... personalities. people won't dress to impress but will absolutely go into debt to pimp out their baby crusher 9000
kittymaxxing @creamqueen@clubcyberia.co @coolboymew@shitposter.world @tsugumi@shitposter.world @zonk@shitposter.world which is strange since they're made for women
high off the ground so short people can see around traffic
steps so people with short legs can get into them
little tray in the back for your shopping
wide and long makes them hard to park (women can't park anyway so it doesn't make a difference)
@adrint @coolboymew @creamqueen @zonk current hilux isnt that good, the nissan frontier is the best deal
@coolboymew @zonk sometimes I see old F-350s and I spontaneously ejaculate
@coolboymew @zonk humanity was nerfed
@ElDeadKennedy @zonk now that's some back space
@coolboymew @zonk I’ve driven f150, F250, F350, and F550. All good trucks though the F550 was a little underwhelming for its task. Should have been at least a 650 and replaced a very old clapped out 750.