guy working at subway told me to google the f-650 and said it was the coolest vehicle ever and that i'd immediately want one as soon as i saw it. when i wasn't floored he said "i thought you drove up in your mom's car, does it actually, like, move?" just make my sandwich bro im not in the mood for ts 😭
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@zonk Man, that's an American truck alright. It's fuck huge massive yet and the back thingy doesn't look any bigger than any other cars like it
@zonk Also just wear audio ear plugs, the guy making your sub won't talk to you then
@coolboymew but i like talking to the retail workers. gets me out faster and makes their day a bit more tolerable. if they tell me to shut up i do
@zonk must be my natural NEET aura
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@coolboymew don't worry, i had my fair share of awkward moments, complete with 3 second pauses between responses, like
>why don't you have a truck? aren't you good at your job?
<... idk man, my suv is good enough. i don't have a use for a truck
>... you don't want to look cool?
<... no?
in my defense what am i even supposed to say
>why don't you have a truck? aren't you good at your job?
<... idk man, my suv is good enough. i don't have a use for a truck
>... you don't want to look cool?
<... no?
in my defense what am i even supposed to say
@zonk oh I kinda like SUVs, looooots of interior space
@zonk @coolboymew Sounds like he's trying to justify his own useless truck purchase lmao. Imagine wanting to burn more fuel and have less interior space just to.. not actually haul anything and to feel more "manly"? 
@zonk @coolboymew tell him ur gay
@zonk @coolboymew man I would love to hear eaglelander comments if I drove my small peugeot there