Egregoros

She does have a certain je ne sais quoi

@NoDoxGregBrady @Dagnar If we don't hear from Greg again, I think we'll be able to guess what happened to him.

@NoDoxGregBrady @Dagnar Me2!

@NoDoxGregBrady @Dagnar I love her more and I will kill you.

@CobaltSasquatch @NoDoxGregBrady @Dagnar damn right, grab that tiger by the tail and hang on!

and are you really living if you havn't had a girlfriend who's been to rehab

I can't be sexually attracted to a woman unless I feel like there is a non-zero chance she might stab me

Oh hell, just go for a Puerto Rican then

Reminds of an Anxietywar video

Another version of it.

The off chance of getting stabbed and constantly keeping one eye open while sleeping is part of the adventure.

This man gets it. Life is sweeter when you're being hunted

I'm not falling for it again (I will fall for it again).

@Dagnar @Morghur @NoDoxGregBrady

I consider it a system of checks and balances in a marriage. Have control, but go to far and get Caesared. Keeps you on your toes.

On my end, she seems like the type to work with you on a lot of things.

I will share this story because everyone involved is now dead

My Grandfather and Grandmother had a fight when my Dad was about 8 years old. My Grandfather told my Grandmother he was leaving, and started packing. Grandma pulled a pearl handled .38 on him. He did not in fact leave.

@CobaltSasquatch @ChairmanO15 @Dagnar @NoDoxGregBrady i like your grandma's dedication
based broad

She was, I miss her almost every day

@Dagnar @CobaltSasquatch @dictatordave If she needs to shave her back, she's not for me.

Reminds of the Snow Offwhite catastrophe from last year.

muh fuh guilteh geah muhfuckin shounen anime make me basenrehpill gnawmean I giddat tampon bakpak nigguh wuhchoomean I ain no girlboss bitch I be duh baddiss bitch on duh blawk I got dat nine to five nigga I got dat cash money nigga I show fediverse admins muh tee-tees ain't nobody scurr yo reddit ass muhfuggih schizo shit bitch daaaayuuuuuuum mercedes dealership n sheeit sail of foam I got dat ifoam plus main on gawwwww

@NoDoxGregBrady @Dagnar @CobaltSasquatch >look at me, i'm the snow white now

@Dagnar @Morghur @NoDoxGregBrady
She has a great schtick.

That sounds like something my grandmother on my dads side would have done. She took 'til death do us part
' to heart.

@NoDoxGregBrady @Dagnar
Metoo

@ACL9000 @Dagnar @NoDoxGregBrady
She must be going viral with this for it too make it onto Fedi.

This is why @lovelymiss is banned from Cinnabon in three states.

This is how fedi bros collect goth girls like they are Pokémon. ​

Like a Pokémon when they select you, you have a companion for life. Thems be the rules.

@Dagnar @Morghur @NoDoxGregBrady I know it's a skit but the guy in these videos pisses me off
he may as well be gay

Might be. They could just be friends or something. If I were in his shoes, though ..

@Dagnar @Morghur @NoDoxGregBrady that just makes it depressing

he's prolly gay straight men don't friends with girls, there's only two types of girls for straight men, his girl or a girl he wants to make his girl. if he's single

Hey .. I'm just glad to have midnight dream material. Perfect tiddies!

i dreamed about the chubby chick that works at dollar general while i was waking up.

@madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @NoDoxGregBrady

she aint' goth far as i know,

@madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @NoDoxGregBrady I was trying to think of the chick I was dreaming about recently but I forgot so I just poasted that

i don't dream, unless i'm literally about to wake up
so i'm always like "why the fuck am i thinking about that fat chick?"

@tyler @theshortbus @Morghur @Dagnar @NoDoxGregBrady Never trust a beautiful woman, especially one that seems interested in you.

You always have this fat chick dream?

no, various chicks tbh.

@The_Almighty_Kek @madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @NoDoxGregBrady @suquili Guys I think he might like that fat chick

i think you like a fat chick

@madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @NoDoxGregBrady @suquili I wish, that would be slightly less bad than very bad demongirl

fat demon girl

i dont' care how hot a girl is, metal in their face makes me

@madcuzbad @Morghur @Dagnar @The_Almighty_Kek @NoDoxGregBrady @suquili FAT DEMONGIRL?!?