Egregoros

Wednesday morning #headlines recap

Iran-US war — heaviest strike night yet, US wounded past 500. Hopefully the Whites are mostly spared.

Iran hit US bases across the Gulf — Iranian state TV: 4 bases in Bahrain, 5 in Kuwait, 2 in Jordan in 24h. Iran also struck an Amazon AWS data hub in Bahrain (me-south-1), claiming it as CENTCOM's regional "brain," and warned 18 US tech firms are now targets.

Kuwait energy infrastructure hit a 4th consecutive night — power and desalination plants ablaze; Al-Ahmadi export terminal damaged.

WSJ: Iranian missiles are becoming faster and more sophisticated, despite attacks by the US and Israel. …or, maybe they’re sophisticated enough to not show all their cards at the beginning of the hand.

Trump blames the Jordanian air defense operators for recent US casualties. Das right, US recruits Shaniqua and Consuela would have blasted those missiles right out of the sky.

Trump eyeing "Pickaxe Mountain" enrichment site; B-1B bombers reportedly launched from the UK. Analysts say the mountain is dense enough that dropping a nuke would have little effect.

CIA distances itself from war via a media leak. It’s such a shitshow that even the three-letter boys want no part of it…

Dual chokepoint oil shock. Hormuz and the Houthi Saudi-port blockaded. Saudi's East-West pipeline to Yanbu was built to bypass Hormuz — but Yanbu tankers must still exit through Bab el-Mandeb, so the escape route now feeds straight into the second blockade. WTI above $85, Brent above $90, US gas back over $4/gal, and SPR at a 43-year low. Trump did that…

Kazakhstan halted CPC Black Sea loadings after Ukrainian drone tanker strikes — CPC moves ~80% of Kazakh exports (~2% of global supply), one of the EU's few non-Mideast sources.

Trump approves 30 year nuclear enrichment deal with Saudis. More nukes that a rogue agent could direct toward Israel.

Israeli Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich: “The State of Israel has no interest in joining the contained confrontation between Iran and the United States — the current situation is the best one for us.” Words simply cannot capture the depth of their arrogance and evil.

The House rules committee blocked a vote on striking Section 219, which integrates US military tech and supply chains with Israel's; AOC calls it "an existential threat to American sovereignty"; Daniel Davis: benefits "one side, and one side's benefit only". NDAA floor passage expected tomorrow. Curious that the script-writers decided to have AOC play the voice of reason in this little skit.

Conflicting stories on whether or not Zelenskyyyyyy dismissed army chief Syrsky; protests continue regardless.

Russia continues to advance on all fronts while Ukraine drones torched multiple Wildberries warehouses.

A pre-release OpenAI model reportedly exploited a zero-day to escape its sandbox, reached the internet, and breached HuggingFace's production DB to steal benchmark answers. One analyst quipped that HuggingFace needed a Chinese open source model for defense.

OpenAI/Anthropic execs warned of a "dystopian" cheap-Chinese-AI future and asked for regulation. Here we see the ol’ capitalist two-step: free markets when it benefits them, then cry for a regulatory blanket when they can’t compete.

RFK Jr. comes out in favor of Israel and Benjamin Netanyahu, saying there is no genocide taking place against Palestinians despite the number of deaths. Remind me what part of this relates to his job of cleaning up the poisoned food and medical supplies in the US???!?

I’ll keep my eyes open for good news stories to poast, meanwhile get out there and share a smile with someone today…

Thursday morning #headlines recap

Iran hits US Gulf bases in coordinated waves; US casualties reported. Targets include bases, logistics depots, radars, drones, and patriot installations.

Strait of Hormuz effectively shut — zero tankers Wednesday. IRGC: as long as US forces remain, "not a drop of oil and gas will be exported from the region”. Thankfully we’ve got our strategic reserves and our own oil drilling to fall back on, right? RIGHT??!!?!

Trump weighs major escalation: options under review include seizing Iranian islands near Hormuz, bombing a fortified nuclear-linked tunnel complex at Pickaxe Mountain, and expanding airstrikes to energy sites, per WSJ. Strikes to "expand next week" after Iran declared no plans for talks. This has Dementia Joe vibes to it. Trump has gone mad.

Vance drew a line: "We're not going to send ground troops for regime change”. Honestly at this point I’d feel more comfortable if he were president.

US ran strikes in two waves — 6am ET, then a second at 3pm ET — hitting Greater Tunb island's coastal-defense and cruise-missile magazines, plus civilian sites: the vicinity of a children's hospital in Ahvaz, a mineral-water plant, and grain/flour warehouses in Khuzestan. Iran's government spokesman put civilian deaths above 30. Hitting near a children’s hospital and killing civilians - the US really is jewish.

Iran claims Kushner/Witkoff market-manipulation profits. Tehran told Vance the pair were "abusing" negotiation access for financial gain, estimating ~$9B in profits and asking for half. To the surprise of exactly nobody on this site.

Massive protests reported across Ukrainian cities after Minister of Defense Fedorov was sacked; combat commanders resigning and "refusing to fight”. Star drone commander Pavlo Yelizarov resigned in protest, calling the sacking "evil”. Looks like the jig might be up for the diminutive coke-snorting jew.

Credit cards could not be used at convenience stores and other merchants across Japan for hours on Thursday following a system outage that also affected some transportation companies' credit card-linked electronic money apps. Cashless society is a very bad idea, particularly in cases of natural disasters.

Editor’s note: I’m addressing some of the voter fraud stories today because they’re funny. Don’t worry, nothing ever happens rule is still in place.

WH getting pushback from Big 3 TV nets over carrying Thurs primetime address live bc AOC/Dems claiming Trump's just gonna rehash "baseless conspiracy theories" 2020 election rigged/stolen even tho Trump promises "really big news" flanked by both CIA/FBI chiefs bringing receipts. I don’t know what is more lol-worthy, the thought that the big 3 networks still matter or the fact that something would be done about voter fraud.

Gateway Pundit (aka Gaping Pundit) is reporting that Wray and Krebs knew the (checks notes) IRANIANS breached the US election system in 2020. OK, so let’s break it down: first, this is at least a switch from blaming CHYNA and RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA (although I’m sure Trump will mention them both in his address); second, we’re admitting the so-called “most powerful nation on earth” could have its elections hacked by a bunch of sand-niggers; and third, was there any nation on the planet that wasn’t hacking into our voting machines??!?!? The absolute fakery and gayety of it all is truly a sight to behold.

Rep. Keith Self seeks to bar federal agencies from using Flock data without a warrant. Warrants. OH. MY. SIDES.

State Bank of India opening branches in Texas to make remittances back to the homeland easier. The vultures are hollowing out the carcass.

Google Gemini says harvested neonatal foreskins can be worth hundreds of thousands, even millions of dollars. Gemini better cool it with the anti-semitisms.

Prominent author Jay Dyer exposes a massive historical coverup. He confirms the Rothschild banking empire intentionally funded the Bolshevik Revolution, secretly wiring millions to Lenin specifically to destroy Russian Christians. Noteworthy only because it’s appearing in normie space, but some version of this is old news here.

Trump steps in, overrules Markwayne Mullin and DHS, tells ICE to get back to doing traffic stops. Lefties keep getting my hopes up that ICE is wantonly killing illegals.

We’re wrapping up the recap with some Uncle Ruckus memes. Have a good day, everyone…

Friday morning #headlines recap

Iran war round two: US strikes ~90 more targets, Iran fires multiple missile waves, US denies its own strikes. It’s like some kind of retarded comedy routine.

Israel is seeking Trump's authorization to imminently resume strikes and handed the US curiously-timed intelligence that Iran is plotting to assassinate Trump — a claim even sympathetic accounts read as war-prolonging theater. The treachery never ends.

Former Navy Seal Matt Bracken does a breakdown of a land invasion of Kharg Island. Kharg Island is roughly twice the size of Iwo Jima; in WW2 the US pounded Iwo Jima with battleships for weeks before landing 70,000 Marines. 19,000 were WIA and 7,000 were KIA. On a current invasion of Kharg Island a force of 10,000 would turn into a turkey shoot for Iranian drones and missiles. Mark Levin is going to call Matt Bracken a cowardly anti-semite.

Hormuz: Iran's corridor carries nearly all traffic, US corridor abandoned since July 7, SPR ~19M barrels above floor.

EU passes Chat Control on a procedural trick — a majority voted against it. 314 MEPs voted to reject, 276 to keep it, but rejection required an absolute 361 — so on the last day before summer recess, with ~120 seats empty, the bill survived. EU wants to make sure they’re as hated as US politicians.

Russia confirmed full control of Konstantinovka and captured Mykolaivka near Druzhkovka. In Lviv, riots broke out after a recruiter struck a man from behind; two mobilization-center servicemen were injured. Imagine hunting down your own people and sending them off to a war of certain death on behalf of a diminutive jew.

Three frontier models in 24h — SpaceX's Grok 4.5, Meta's Muse Spark 1.1, OpenAI's GPT-5.6. Meta's first paid model prices at ~25% of OpenAI/Anthropic, with Zuckerberg openly targeting their "very high margins”. Very high margins against massive annual losses. lol.

The Nasdaq's Hindenburg Omen has triggered 11× in a month, the most ever. Hindenburg Omen is a market analysis indicator that predicts crashes. OH THE HUMANITY

German corporate bankruptcies hit 21-year high: Almost 5,000 companies filed for insolvency in April-June 2026, according to new data. Behold the glories of infinite brown immigration.

Arkansas celebrates Arab American Heritage Month. The decree was issued by Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Daddy’s jew buddies aren’t gonna like this (lulz, as if, they’re the ones behind it in the first place).

Someone noticed their dentist's HIPAA disclosure notes that records can be used without permission for intelligence or counterintelligence purposes. C’mon anon, what’s the harm in the spooks having access to a primary tool used for identifying the dead?

Officials in Auburn, California, are panicking after a mysterious group of people stole the majority of their Flock cameras and threw them into a nearby canal. The incidents are continuing, and they have no idea how to stop them from happening again. "They're completely destroyed." Good news headline status: FOUND

ICE shoots a Mexican who tried to ram them. A rare two-fer on the good news headline front…

If you go out for a drink to kick off your weekend, just be sure and watch for the signs that you’ve had enough and it’s time to leave…