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Something tells me you haven't come across the kind I'm addicted to yet

I got my scars, mate

You been stabbed too?

With a fork once. Bitten and clawed too.
Dodged a few flying glass things.

Hey same on the form one of those meat fork things on a downward angle into my ankle. I got a giant split in the back of my head from one of those 5 pound crystal ashtrays. Stabbed in the other leg with a pencil. One ex tried to strangle me with a cord when I was drying off out of a shower lol

Glad mine was an awful shot with the ashtray. She did it again to one of her girly friends on holiday after we split up.
To the survivors, cheers!

It was middle of the night in the winter and we lived in a small town at the time and I left my house with a trail of blood down the sidewalk to a bunch of my neighbors houses trying to get somebody to call me and ambulance. It must have been gushing because it wasn't drops it was like a trail

That's a level above me, sensei. Managed to patch myself up after my experiences

Matches the natural hair part scar I have on the front of my head from drinking with the mates all day on a patio in 90+ degree weather. Passed out and split my head open on a fence

My 20s were so boring. I didn't even total a car until I was almost 40.

Never done that. I can tell you all about crazy women. I'm like. An expert. Wrecking vehicles? Not so much

Well the wreck was caused by a crazy woman, just not one I knew.

I only suffered psychological abuse in my relationships. Got slapped once and that got an immediate response in kind. That relationship (of ten years lol) ended really quick after that.

Oh if we want to get into psychological damage I can go on for literal days on just my last relationship.

Realusing you're still alive and ok with a tree in the passenger seat is a memory that sticks with you (19)

I walked away with just a broken wrist after getting t-boned and dragged 40ft. They had to pry my door open and when I looked back at it went "Holy shit!" and started laughing. Bought another Subaru after that.

My story is somewhat more self incriminating and it was my realization that i'd been given a final warning from On High to stop being a fucking retard

I have a bad habit of instigating when the warnings make themselves present 😈

Easy shit compared to the emotional abuse of the BPD GF rodeo

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