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Okay Fedi, on the below scale whom'st've'd are you taking home from the bar at closing hour? poll is up for two days

If you're at a bar and she doesn't look like the last one when you're leaving you're not having fun when you get home

2 at 10, 10 at 2 is bad advice. I seen it happen.

I think I just have a thing for crazy women

We just call those ones 'women'

Something tells me you haven't come across the kind I'm addicted to yet

I got my scars, mate

You been stabbed too?

Hey same on the form one of those meat fork things on a downward angle into my ankle. I got a giant split in the back of my head from one of those 5 pound crystal ashtrays. Stabbed in the other leg with a pencil. One ex tried to strangle me with a cord when I was drying off out of a shower lol

It was middle of the night in the winter and we lived in a small town at the time and I left my house with a trail of blood down the sidewalk to a bunch of my neighbors houses trying to get somebody to call me and ambulance. It must have been gushing because it wasn't drops it was like a trail

My 20s were so boring. I didn't even total a car until I was almost 40.

Realusing you're still alive and ok with a tree in the passenger seat is a memory that sticks with you (19)

I walked away with just a broken wrist after getting t-boned and dragged 40ft. They had to pry my door open and when I looked back at it went "Holy shit!" and started laughing. Bought another Subaru after that.