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Okay Fedi, on the below scale whom'st've'd are you taking home from the bar at closing hour? poll is up for two days

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If you're at a bar and she doesn't look like the last one when you're leaving you're not having fun when you get home

2 at 10, 10 at 2 is bad advice. I seen it happen.

I think I just have a thing for crazy women

We just call those ones 'women'

Something tells me you haven't come across the kind I'm addicted to yet

I got my scars, mate

You been stabbed too?

With a fork once. Bitten and clawed too.
Dodged a few flying glass things.

Hey same on the form one of those meat fork things on a downward angle into my ankle. I got a giant split in the back of my head from one of those 5 pound crystal ashtrays. Stabbed in the other leg with a pencil. One ex tried to strangle me with a cord when I was drying off out of a shower lol

Glad mine was an awful shot with the ashtray. She did it again to one of her girly friends on holiday after we split up.
To the survivors, cheers!

It was middle of the night in the winter and we lived in a small town at the time and I left my house with a trail of blood down the sidewalk to a bunch of my neighbors houses trying to get somebody to call me and ambulance. It must have been gushing because it wasn't drops it was like a trail

That's a level above me, sensei. Managed to patch myself up after my experiences