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I fell asleep somehow again and I actually had a dream but it was about a hungarian ex from like 15 years ago and I had to piss and somehow ended up at her parents house but all her siblings were finnish. Woke up and I didn't piss and I don't have to piss. What does it mean? I need a pint

@graf dreams are your mind processing things. If you're retarded they'll be retarded, too, grafman.

Does it mean I'm supposed to bang my ex from 15 years ago? I could probably find her

@graf @f0x
When i moved too Hawaii, I started facebooking some old girlfriends and rekindled old flames. I ended up flying 4 of them out here for 4-day werkends. It’s a fuggin nice way too go, dude.

I thought they you said they had all gotten fat.

@HockeyDoxie @f0x @graf
One of them did.

no fat chicks jonny not even at my most desperate would I do that. dinner, sure. "it was nice seeing you"

@elftummy LMAO

@HarryNuggets @f0x @HockeyDoxie @elftummy @graf
Its not funny. I spent $1,000 and had too take gas station dick pills

Look on the bright side at least you didn't get AIDS

@HarryNuggets @f0x @HockeyDoxie @elftummy @graf
Paying too have sex with a fat is depressing AF.

Sorry Jonny but that's undeniably funny

@HarryNuggets @f0x @ArmadilloRancher @HockeyDoxie @elftummy @graf
In the game of life, women are the rake…
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I have never met a woman interested in me ever that didn't eventually just have her hand permanently in my wallet

@graf @f0x @ArmadilloRancher @HockeyDoxie @HarryNuggets @elftummy
The only guys that can maintain a chick without her being a gold digger are the guys packing huge dicks or sychopaths. For some reason, women are into sychopath guys.

jonny buddy you ever had the detroit deep dish style costco frozen pizzas? I hate frozen pizza but those things go hard. I'm wondering if I should throw one on my smoker