Kinda want waffles and sausage breakfast but nobody to make it for me. Why even live
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@graf ask not who will make breakfast for you, but for whom you will make breakfast
@graf My tulpa makes my breakfast
@graf I would put eggos in the toaster for you brother hh.
@yockeypuck I got a fancy waffle maker and a 20 pound bag of pancake mix from Costco brother just mix it and dump it in bro please I'm begging
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I'd take you to Waffle House (in a relatively White area) if you come to Georgia.
I'd take you to Waffle House (in a relatively White area) if you come to Georgia.
@SuperSnekFriend @graf protip: 3AM for free Wrestlemania with your waffles
@milk @SuperSnekFriend I ordered White Castle at 3am in Detroit and it was delivered by a nigger on a bike
@SuperSnekFriend @graf this tbh
@graf @SuperSnekFriend advanced conjuring skill
did you know that uber eats delivery guys have an internal secret "desperation score" and target the poorer drivers who will do anything for that $4?
@milk @SuperSnekFriend I think I tipped like 6$ it was 3 miles and the windchill made it like below zero F
@milk @graf @SuperSnekFriend Defaulting on my Klarna loan for a Costco hotdog from Uber Eats. Ragjesh will not be tipped.
The bike's owner must be pissed.
Alex
@graf @milk @SuperSnekFriend >a bicycle
Not 'his' bicycle. A bicycle.
Not 'his' bicycle. A bicycle.
@graf @milk @SuperSnekFriend Thats the most authentic zogmerican experience possible
@Paleface @graf @SuperSnekFriend @milk @PraxisOfEvil you still have your bike?
@milk @SuperSnekFriend That hotel was garbage too. It was actually a motel but because of the chain they consider it a hotel. Exit to the parking lot but the fucking door had a gap wide enough I could stick my finger in it
@graf @milk @SuperSnekFriend I can feel the resentment through the screen, and it is the mood of your average delivery driver. I just like having an excuse to drive.
Don't put your dick in the gap.
@graf @milk @SuperSnekFriend He looks pleasant
The airfryer is the superior choice
@milk @graf @SuperSnekFriend >Minority
@graf @milk @SuperSnekFriend Ordering deliverslop from Thirdie is like tyhe new smoking. You're trying to quit but every once in a while you fall off the horse. 😐
@monsignor_dickface @yockeypuck @graf the only thing I ever had from an airfryer was fried chicken. it was decent.
@graf @milk @SuperSnekFriend You are threatening your own life eating that shit