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Monsignor "Never Does a Courtesy Flush" Dickface
@monsignor_dickface@nicecrew.digital
Lick her shitter like an apple fritter.
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You're damned if you do and damned if you dont.
At the risk of oversharing, mine wants nothing to do with anything even remotely intimate like that. Whenever we do something of that sort, its always a "I'm doing you a favor" sort of vibe.
I've never met anyone with a sex drive of 0 before. And I'm the retard who put a ring on it.
I've never met anyone with a sex drive of 0 before. And I'm the retard who put a ring on it.
When we met, I was living with 2 of my best friends in an adequate but run down house. So there was not a lot of privacy.
I believed her when she said we'd do that stuff more when we had our own place.
So I got a better job and could afford my own apt. Things improved for a month or so then it was we'll do that more when we're married.
So we got married. Things were better for a month or so then it was "is that all you think about?" Now I'm going on 4 months of nothing. She moved into the guest room to get away from sleeping in the same room as me.
Now I'm at the point of I just live with a bitchy roommate I cant evict. Everything I do is wrong and not the way its supposed to be done. Thankfully, there are no children involved so the separation (and probable divorce) the horizon should be pretty smooth.
I believed her when she said we'd do that stuff more when we had our own place.
So I got a better job and could afford my own apt. Things improved for a month or so then it was we'll do that more when we're married.
So we got married. Things were better for a month or so then it was "is that all you think about?" Now I'm going on 4 months of nothing. She moved into the guest room to get away from sleeping in the same room as me.
Now I'm at the point of I just live with a bitchy roommate I cant evict. Everything I do is wrong and not the way its supposed to be done. Thankfully, there are no children involved so the separation (and probable divorce) the horizon should be pretty smooth.
I like to think that the operator doesn't care about this wheel. This is just a regular Big Mac. Some old fucker somewhere is cutting the top sirloin by hand.
BLEACHERS BLEACHERS BLEACHERS
Same
Holy fuck. That game is real?
Its the principle of the matter.
My nominees are:
SirRogueKnight
Gay_Nigger (poast)
CharlieBrownNau
SirRogueKnight
Gay_Nigger (poast)
CharlieBrownNau
R*ddit brained faggots
Real niggas like me never made it to Oregon because computer lab wasnt long enough
Hows this for evidence?
I mean, I'm not going to look for any actual porn of her because I really dont care that much to subject myself to that.
https://files.catbox.moe/ottlez.mp4
I mean, I'm not going to look for any actual porn of her because I really dont care that much to subject myself to that.
https://files.catbox.moe/ottlez.mp4
You know it!
My truck isnt squatted btw.
My truck isnt squatted btw.
Do you know the real answer? Definitely share it when the poll is over
Case of beer in the Publix or Sonic parking lot myself.
BITCH ON THE LEFT LOOKS LIKE AN APOCALPSE ELITE LOOT DROP
Looks like a pasty