Kinda want waffles and sausage breakfast but nobody to make it for me. Why even live
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@graf
I'd take you to Waffle House (in a relatively White area) if you come to Georgia.
I'd take you to Waffle House (in a relatively White area) if you come to Georgia.
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@SuperSnekFriend @graf protip: 3AM for free Wrestlemania with your waffles
@milk @SuperSnekFriend I ordered White Castle at 3am in Detroit and it was delivered by a nigger on a bike
@graf @SuperSnekFriend advanced conjuring skill
did you know that uber eats delivery guys have an internal secret "desperation score" and target the poorer drivers who will do anything for that $4?
@milk @SuperSnekFriend I think I tipped like 6$ it was 3 miles and the windchill made it like below zero F
@milk @SuperSnekFriend That hotel was garbage too. It was actually a motel but because of the chain they consider it a hotel. Exit to the parking lot but the fucking door had a gap wide enough I could stick my finger in it
Don't put your dick in the gap.
@milk @graf @SuperSnekFriend >Minority
@milk @graf @SuperSnekFriend Defaulting on my Klarna loan for a Costco hotdog from Uber Eats. Ragjesh will not be tipped.
The bike's owner must be pissed.
@Paleface @graf @SuperSnekFriend @milk @PraxisOfEvil you still have your bike?
Alex
@graf @milk @SuperSnekFriend >a bicycle
Not 'his' bicycle. A bicycle.
Not 'his' bicycle. A bicycle.
@graf @milk @SuperSnekFriend Thats the most authentic zogmerican experience possible
@graf @milk @SuperSnekFriend I can feel the resentment through the screen, and it is the mood of your average delivery driver. I just like having an excuse to drive.
@graf @milk @SuperSnekFriend He looks pleasant
@graf @milk @SuperSnekFriend Ordering deliverslop from Thirdie is like tyhe new smoking. You're trying to quit but every once in a while you fall off the horse. 😐
@graf @milk @SuperSnekFriend You are threatening your own life eating that shit
