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guy working at subway told me to google the f-650 and said it was the coolest vehicle ever and that i'd immediately want one as soon as i saw it. when i wasn't floored he said "i thought you drove up in your mom's car, does it actually, like, move?" just make my sandwich bro im not in the mood for ts 😭

@zonk Man, that's an American truck alright. It's fuck huge massive yet and the back thingy doesn't look any bigger than any other cars like it

@zonk Also just wear audio ear plugs, the guy making your sub won't talk to you then

@coolboymew but i like talking to the retail workers. gets me out faster and makes their day a bit more tolerable. if they tell me to shut up i do

@zonk must be my natural NEET aura

@coolboymew don't worry, i had my fair share of awkward moments, complete with 3 second pauses between responses, like

>why don't you have a truck? aren't you good at your job?
<... idk man, my suv is good enough. i don't have a use for a truck
>... you don't want to look cool?
<... no?

in my defense what am i even supposed to say