won $600 gambling, this is it. i am never gambling again
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@zonk Great time to put your winnings in the stock market :)
@scathach oh right im a us tax resident now, i can actually buy stocks. i might just get a glock instead though
@zonk Beginner's luck, you'll lose your ass next time you try. Just enjoy it and forget it happened
With the temu switch
@zonk invest in gold
@zonk Yeah real talk get the pistol
Glocks suck ass though, I'd recommend a S&W M&P 2.0 of some sort; they're basically Glocks but with better triggers, better sights, better ergonomics, and overall just nicer for the same price
Glocks suck ass though, I'd recommend a S&W M&P 2.0 of some sort; they're basically Glocks but with better triggers, better sights, better ergonomics, and overall just nicer for the same price
@rebootbrain @scathach clarifying for the government: i pressed the like button cautiously, because this post is funny, not because i endorse this statement
@zonk @rebootbrain You could get the temu switch legally if you did a bunch of paperwork and paid the ATF a $200 tax
