"Dagnar, how can you say Colleen is /ourgirl/?"
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@Dagnar He does put likes on everything
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@scenesbycolleen @Dagnar Wait are you foid the foid test
> the foid test
> photo of edelweiss
...how is this a foid test
Am I missing a pop culture reference again?
> photo of edelweiss
...how is this a foid testAm I missing a pop culture reference again?
I did an image search on the flower because I didn't know it; isn't that what anyone would do?
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@scenesbycolleen @The_Vampire_Brigade @Dagnar men don't know flowers have names.
We just say gay flower if it's pretty or grass if it's any other plant that's not a bush or a tree
We just say gay flower if it's pretty or grass if it's any other plant that's not a bush or a tree
So a man would not look up a flower?
Do you farm or garden at all?
Do you just not interact with those kind of guys on fedi or are all of them somehow women
Do you farm or garden at all?
Do you just not interact with those kind of guys on fedi or are all of them somehow women
@scenesbycolleen @The_Vampire_Brigade @Dagnar Ive never heard of a man born with a penis who cultivates flowers, not on fedi or anywhere else.
Whats the point even? Plants only matter if they have food or medicine in them
Whats the point even? Plants only matter if they have food or medicine in them
heh
much more succinct than my post
much more succinct than my post
I'm Wondering Has Woodshop Blocked you Yet Colleen?
Oh lol that was a fun time, we were besties for a day 
(He demanded tummy in 24 hours or he would block me, so I went through his profile "liking" and commenting and posting cute cats and things on a ton of posts
)
(He demanded tummy in 24 hours or he would block me, so I went through his profile "liking" and commenting and posting cute cats and things on a ton of posts
)
Alex
@scenesbycolleen @CozyLife @VaxxSabbath @The_Vampire_Brigade @Dagnar @ergo >asking for tummy makes Colleen go through your timeline and like and post cats 👀
Please send tummy.
Please send tummy.
@Alex1488 @CozyLife @VaxxSabbath @The_Vampire_Brigade @Dagnar @ergo You don't have to ask for tummy for likes and cat pictures 
nm i got my tummy
Everyone else asks for feets or tummies. I want elbows. Show nao!
@Dagnar @scenesbycolleen @The_Vampire_Brigade @VaxxSabbath @ergo @Alex1488 @CozyLife Right Nao?
ORDER UP!
ORDER UP!
iz dat a takkit agreement?? 
@Dagnar @scenesbycolleen @The_Vampire_Brigade @VaxxSabbath @ergo @Alex1488 @CozyLife Double order you say!
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
@Dagnar @The_Vampire_Brigade @VaxxSabbath @ergo @Alex1488 @CozyLife ELBOWS 
👍
(excuse the dirty fingernails, I was just in the garden)
👍 (excuse the dirty fingernails, I was just in the garden)
@scenesbycolleen @The_Vampire_Brigade @VaxxSabbath @Dagnar @Alex1488 @CozyLife is that a fully developed adult female hand? Marry me
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@Dagnar @The_Vampire_Brigade @VaxxSabbath @ergo @Alex1488 @CozyLife @scenesbycolleen every gentleman knows to request armpits from my lady 
@scenesbycolleen @The_Vampire_Brigade @VaxxSabbath @Dagnar @CozyLife foot pic within 24 hours, starting on hour 25 I will kill one flower per minute
He didn’t block you ? Dude’s getting soft
can have tummy?
I genuinely can't tell if you're just being silly right now, so forgive me if I'm a bit blunt, but one very useful method of recognizing useful edible or medicinal plants is by their flowers. I thought this was obvious, and not something constrained to gender. I was not talking about "cultivating flowers", but farmers and gardeners who recognize or are interested in looking up flowers to see what sorts of things are growing on their property - "is this a useful plant or not? Will this plant cause problems in the future?" etc.
Even so, I would bet that there are quite a higher number of men than women who cultivate flowers just for their flowers, as there are certainly more men in farming in general, but I could certainly be wrong on that count. Again, I didn't mean *flower farmers* and I'm not sure how I came across that way.
> Whats the point even? Plants only matter if they have food or medicine in them
Yes, that's pretty much exactly my point? If you want to argue this topic, I can link you to a few people on fedi who are more knowledgeable than I on recognizing plants by their flowers to see which ones are useful for food, fodder, or medicinal purposes (and there are a *lot* more than the average person/ city dweller thinks).
In my case alone, looking up "what is this plant growing on my property" has been life-changing (my favorite example: mullein has basically cured my persistent cough and I rarely have allergic reactions anymore). Looking up plants is not a female-only trait, and I don't know why it would be.
TLDR: wut mate
Even so, I would bet that there are quite a higher number of men than women who cultivate flowers just for their flowers, as there are certainly more men in farming in general, but I could certainly be wrong on that count. Again, I didn't mean *flower farmers* and I'm not sure how I came across that way.
> Whats the point even? Plants only matter if they have food or medicine in them
Yes, that's pretty much exactly my point? If you want to argue this topic, I can link you to a few people on fedi who are more knowledgeable than I on recognizing plants by their flowers to see which ones are useful for food, fodder, or medicinal purposes (and there are a *lot* more than the average person/ city dweller thinks).
In my case alone, looking up "what is this plant growing on my property" has been life-changing (my favorite example: mullein has basically cured my persistent cough and I rarely have allergic reactions anymore). Looking up plants is not a female-only trait, and I don't know why it would be.
TLDR: wut mate
Pretty sure lots of dudes grew flowers JUST to give to foids
efforposted for no reason again award 
oh well
my grandfather, chief of staff at a large hospital back when doctors were all men, bred camellias for relaxation. he died before I was born but there are pictures of him with his prize specimens. it was his special interest, you might say
ALL the genius rose breeders are men, as in every other field. people who are unmoved by the beauty of flowers are soul-dead bugmen. many such cases.
ALL the genius rose breeders are men, as in every other field. people who are unmoved by the beauty of flowers are soul-dead bugmen. many such cases.
get em colleen
ergo clearly doesn't know dick from fuck about companion planting
>hur dur why do you plant those 'gay flowers' with your tomatoes
because i'm not a worthless know nothing piece of retarded shit
jesus titty fuckin christ, maybe its a good idea to be knowledgeable to the level of someone from the 19th century, fucking mongoloid retard
ergo clearly doesn't know dick from fuck about companion planting
>hur dur why do you plant those 'gay flowers' with your tomatoes
because i'm not a worthless know nothing piece of retarded shit
jesus titty fuckin christ, maybe its a good idea to be knowledgeable to the level of someone from the 19th century, fucking mongoloid retard
@scenesbycolleen @ergo @The_Vampire_Brigade @Dagnar I had to look up a flower the other day, because my toddler ate some of it, but other than that, I don't think I've ever looked up a flower. 🤔
@ergo @Dagnar @scenesbycolleen I call it the shutzstaffel flower only thoughs brave enough to get on the mountain and pick that flower get to have it featured on the uniform
@ergo @scenesbycolleen @The_Vampire_Brigade @Dagnar >men don't know flowers have names
Wrong.
🎶 Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt __________ 🎶
Try and find one man who doesn't know what this flower is called.
Wrong.
🎶 Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt __________ 🎶
Try and find one man who doesn't know what this flower is called.
@1967GTO @The_Vampire_Brigade @Dagnar @scenesbycolleen AI am a man and don't know what that flower is called, I don't even know if it's considered to be a flower
@scenesbycolleen @The_Vampire_Brigade @Dagnar @ergo did we really need a Fem Thonk?