"Dagnar, how can you say Colleen is /ourgirl/?"
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@Dagnar He does put likes on everything
> He
@scenesbycolleen @Dagnar Wait are you foid the foid test
> the foid test
> photo of edelweiss
...how is this a foid test
Am I missing a pop culture reference again?
> photo of edelweiss
...how is this a foid testAm I missing a pop culture reference again?
I did an image search on the flower because I didn't know it; isn't that what anyone would do?
@scenesbycolleen @The_Vampire_Brigade @Dagnar men don't know flowers have names.
We just say gay flower if it's pretty or grass if it's any other plant that's not a bush or a tree
We just say gay flower if it's pretty or grass if it's any other plant that's not a bush or a tree
So a man would not look up a flower?
Do you farm or garden at all?
Do you just not interact with those kind of guys on fedi or are all of them somehow women
Do you farm or garden at all?
Do you just not interact with those kind of guys on fedi or are all of them somehow women
@scenesbycolleen @The_Vampire_Brigade @Dagnar Ive never heard of a man born with a penis who cultivates flowers, not on fedi or anywhere else.
Whats the point even? Plants only matter if they have food or medicine in them
Whats the point even? Plants only matter if they have food or medicine in them
heh
much more succinct than my post
much more succinct than my post
I'm Wondering Has Woodshop Blocked you Yet Colleen?
Oh lol that was a fun time, we were besties for a day 
(He demanded tummy in 24 hours or he would block me, so I went through his profile "liking" and commenting and posting cute cats and things on a ton of posts
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(He demanded tummy in 24 hours or he would block me, so I went through his profile "liking" and commenting and posting cute cats and things on a ton of posts
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Alex
@scenesbycolleen @CozyLife @VaxxSabbath @The_Vampire_Brigade @Dagnar @ergo >asking for tummy makes Colleen go through your timeline and like and post cats 👀
Please send tummy.
Please send tummy.
@Alex1488 @CozyLife @VaxxSabbath @The_Vampire_Brigade @Dagnar @ergo You don't have to ask for tummy for likes and cat pictures 
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ nm i got my tummy
Everyone else asks for feets or tummies. I want elbows. Show nao!
@Dagnar @scenesbycolleen @The_Vampire_Brigade @VaxxSabbath @ergo @Alex1488 @CozyLife Right Nao?
ORDER UP!
ORDER UP!
iz dat a takkit agreement?? 
@Dagnar @scenesbycolleen @The_Vampire_Brigade @VaxxSabbath @ergo @Alex1488 @CozyLife Double order you say!
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
These are nice elbows, but are not Colleen elbows.
@Dagnar @The_Vampire_Brigade @VaxxSabbath @ergo @Alex1488 @CozyLife ELBOWS 
👍
(excuse the dirty fingernails, I was just in the garden)
👍 (excuse the dirty fingernails, I was just in the garden)
@scenesbycolleen @The_Vampire_Brigade @VaxxSabbath @Dagnar @Alex1488 @CozyLife is that a fully developed adult female hand? Marry me
@ergo @The_Vampire_Brigade @VaxxSabbath @Dagnar @Alex1488 @CozyLife Sorry friend, I am taken. But I'll be sure to recommend you to all the fully adult unwed females with hands that I know* 
*I don't know any, but I wish you luck in your marriage endeavors, my friend
*I don't know any, but I wish you luck in your marriage endeavors, my friend
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@Dagnar @The_Vampire_Brigade @VaxxSabbath @ergo @Alex1488 @CozyLife @scenesbycolleen every gentleman knows to request armpits from my lady 
@scenesbycolleen @The_Vampire_Brigade @VaxxSabbath @Dagnar @CozyLife foot pic within 24 hours, starting on hour 25 I will kill one flower per minute
Hey Aren't you the person who blocked my NCD Account for pointing out that you block people? lol.
Here's some feet. Pick a pair.
ah, clearly this man wants 2D feets 
hows this work for ya
hows this work for ya
Pusheen. I Love Pusheen.
@Dagnar @CozyLife @The_Vampire_Brigade @VaxxSabbath @scenesbycolleen chlorine, do you paint standing up? I hope your feets dont look like that Indian guy that decided to live his whole life standing up
> he didn't specify whose feet
ah, well, I think I can accommodate that request
ah, well, I think I can accommodate that request
You're welcome!
He didn’t block you ? Dude’s getting soft
oh no, he *did*, but he gave me a 24-hour waiting period
(clearly he wanted to be best friends for a day)
(clearly he wanted to be best friends for a day
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Who wouldn't want to be Best Friends with Colleen. She's Awesome. 😊
Woodshop fussed peevishly at me, bloqqed me, then unbloqqed me to post shots of HIS tummy (I shit you not) to prove that he was not either fat
he apparently left me unbloqqed bc I see his posts from time to time
he apparently left me unbloqqed bc I see his posts from time to time
lol remember THE INTERNET IS FOR SERIOUS BUSINESS
can have tummy?