Just realized Leaflets will never knaur what it's like to have Buc-ees superiority in gas stations.
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@scenesbycolleen @graf oh naur. Colleen is gonna be a syrup sucker. A leaf bunny. A maple tart.
It's over.
It's over.
@catmanmancat @scenesbycolleen One of me, not of thee
Begone closeted OHOIAN
Begone closeted OHOIAN
@graf @catmanmancat 
ALL SHALL BE OHIO
ALL SHALL BE OHIO
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@scenesbycolleen @graf @catmanmancat Colleen so skibidi right now. Jestermaxxing and low cortisol.
@snappler @scenesbycolleen @catmanmancat Don't hatemog colleen while she's jestergooning
Except Florida, because no one wants that
@Dagnar @catmanmancat @graf Well we can't have Floridaman if it's Ohio too, and Floridaman is a true hero of men 
True, only Florida Man could rape an alligator
Respect 😤
@scenesbycolleen @graf @catmanmancat tracking the further nonexistancing of the world in real-time for the fedi, Collean (the Albanian spelling)?
@scenesbycolleen @graf @catmanmancat > ALL SHALL BE OHIO
I'm not worried. They'll never make it across the river once we blow the bridges.
I'm not worried. They'll never make it across the river once we blow the bridges.
@James_Dixon @graf @catmanmancat We've set FIRE to Lake Erie (and Cuyahoga River) before (multiple times), and you think we can't cross rivers? We'll just burn them down 
@scenesbycolleen @graf @catmanmancat > We've set FIRE to Lake Erie (and Cuyahoga River) before (multiple times), and you think we can't cross rivers?
Not the Ohio. It's what's kept you at bay for centuries. It was even named to do so.
Not the Ohio. It's what's kept you at bay for centuries. It was even named to do so.
@James_Dixon @graf @catmanmancat (Also what's the temperature been there recently? Have the rivers frozen over this year?)
(I haven't actually lived in Ohio in.... uh...
many years)
(I haven't actually lived in Ohio in.... uh...
many years)
@scenesbycolleen @graf @catmanmancat Ohayo?
@scenesbycolleen @ailatan @graf Just look at Cleveland's dumbass. Nigga we know that's just West Buffalo.
@scenesbycolleen @graf @catmanmancat oHAyOO
