Just realized Leaflets will never knaur what it's like to have Buc-ees superiority in gas stations.
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@scenesbycolleen @graf oh naur. Colleen is gonna be a syrup sucker. A leaf bunny. A maple tart.
It's over.
It's over.
@catmanmancat @scenesbycolleen One of me, not of thee
Begone closeted OHOIAN
Begone closeted OHOIAN
@graf @catmanmancat 
ALL SHALL BE OHIO
ALL SHALL BE OHIO
@catmanmancat @graf
I have good memories of Buccees from a long time ago, but now I drive right by. They're always complete chaos and filled to the brim with browns. Further proof that brown people ruin everything.
I have good memories of Buccees from a long time ago, but now I drive right by. They're always complete chaos and filled to the brim with browns. Further proof that brown people ruin everything.
Except Florida, because no one wants that
@scenesbycolleen @graf @catmanmancat Colleen so skibidi right now. Jestermaxxing and low cortisol.
@Dagnar @catmanmancat @graf Well we can't have Floridaman if it's Ohio too, and Floridaman is a true hero of men 
@snappler @scenesbycolleen @catmanmancat Don't hatemog colleen while she's jestergooning
True, only Florida Man could rape an alligator
Respect 😤
@scenesbycolleen @graf @catmanmancat tracking the further nonexistancing of the world in real-time for the fedi, Collean (the Albanian spelling)?
@scenesbycolleen @graf @catmanmancat > ALL SHALL BE OHIO
I'm not worried. They'll never make it across the river once we blow the bridges.
I'm not worried. They'll never make it across the river once we blow the bridges.
@James_Dixon @graf @catmanmancat We've set FIRE to Lake Erie (and Cuyahoga River) before (multiple times), and you think we can't cross rivers? We'll just burn them down 
@scenesbycolleen @graf @catmanmancat > We've set FIRE to Lake Erie (and Cuyahoga River) before (multiple times), and you think we can't cross rivers?
Not the Ohio. It's what's kept you at bay for centuries. It was even named to do so.
Not the Ohio. It's what's kept you at bay for centuries. It was even named to do so.
@James_Dixon @graf @catmanmancat (Also what's the temperature been there recently? Have the rivers frozen over this year?)
(I haven't actually lived in Ohio in.... uh...
many years)
(I haven't actually lived in Ohio in.... uh...
many years)
@scenesbycolleen @graf @catmanmancat Ohayo?
@scenesbycolleen @ailatan @graf Just look at Cleveland's dumbass. Nigga we know that's just West Buffalo.
@scenesbycolleen @graf @catmanmancat oHAyOO
@catmanmancat @graf
Bucees doesn't even have free wifi. Most overrated thing I've ever visited. People who heap praise on it ironically or otherwise just out themselves as consoomers.
Bucees doesn't even have free wifi. Most overrated thing I've ever visited. People who heap praise on it ironically or otherwise just out themselves as consoomers.