i have a mostly but not totally unclogged toilet in the house (and no one is here to help me after spending legit like 10 minutes trying to fix it) and its bubbling and making weird noises
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Zanzibart, forgive me...
@georgia how do you even clog a toilet? That's one thing I've never seen happen except when dumbfuck workers tried to flush a bag of cement.
@newt too much toilet paper
@georgia how much is too much? A roll per flush? I'm genuinely curious here.
@newt you sound like my sister smh
@georgia is she cute?
@newt yes she is
@georgia hmmmm maybe you should introduce us
@newt she has a long-term boyfriend also i wouldnt set up a friend or a relative with anyone from fedi
@georgia you're just so wrong about this. Fedi is the best dating service ever.
@newt ill believe it when i experience it
@georgia aren't you an asexual lesbian? This places certain constraints on dating, you know.
@newt im not asexual!!! why do people think im asexual??? is it because i dont masturbate? that doesnt mean i wouldnt have sex if the conditions were right.
@georgia no, because you mentioned several times you don't experience sex drive iirc
@newt oh, thats because im on ssris. when im in love i desire sex.
@georgia had that ever happened?
@newt ive been in love but never had sex for erm reasons
@georgia i hate to be proven right every single time. Feels like a curse.
@newt it wasnt because i had no sex drive
@georgia my point still stands. Actually no, you'd have to be avoiding sex on purpose in order to not get any by the age of (almost) 30. This isn't asexual, it's proactively antisexual.
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