I'm opening new frontiers for my employer. This week we are going to figure out whether company policies allow ascii gay porn in git commit messages.
Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe
@newt@stereophonic.space
Chaos evangelist.
Sometimes evil.
Almost godlike.
Better, even more magnificent than before.
Not for the faint of heart.
:gondola_head: :8b_a:
:gondola_legs: :8b_d:
:gondola_legs: :8b_v:
:gondola_legs: :8b_a:
:gondola_legs: :8b_n:
:gondola_legs: :8b_c:
:gondola_legs: :8b_e:
:gondola_legs: :8b_d:
:gondola_legs: :emergency:
:gondola_legs: :8b_v:
:gondola_legs: :8b_e:
:gondola_legs: :8b_r:
:gondola_legs: :8b_t:
:gondola_legs: :8b_i:
:gondola_legs: :8b_c:
:gondola_legs: :8b_a:
:gondola_legs: :8b_l:
:gondola_legs: :emergency:
:gondola_legs: :8b_s:
:gondola_legs: :8b_u:
:gondola_legs: :8b_p:
:gondola_legs: :8b_r:
:gondola_legs: :8b_e:
:gondola_legs: :8b_m:
:gondola_legs: :8b_a:
:gondola_legs: :8b_c:
:gondola_legs: :8b_y:
:gondola_legs: :emergency:
:gondola_legs: :8b_a:
:gondola_legs: :8b_d:
:gondola_legs: :8b_v:
:gondola_legs: :8b_o:
:gondola_legs: :8b_c:
:gondola_legs: :8b_a:
:gondola_legs: :8b_t:
:gondola_feet: :8b_e:
Infamously brutal #cofe gang enforcer.
#niu refugee.
Programming and tech talk is mostly at @icon_of_computational_sin@mstdn.starnix.network (formerly at @pureevil@functional.cafe) but occasionally leaks.
Backup cofe storage and posts are at @newt@cofe.rocks.
Bar-hopping and wine connaisseur posts at @abitlame@socially.drinkingatmy.computer.
Email is the same as this fedi handle, in case you are a boomer.
I write and actively use proprietary software.
"@newt@niu.moe - quality posts."
- @dielan@shitposter.club
"newt, a huge tentacled monster, invalidates your pants."
- @moth@husk.site
"the trick with @newt is that he means the opposite of everything he says"
- @genmaicha
“he is fucking weird”
- @yangwenli@cawfee.club
"newt you must be stopped'
- @iwillbite@whinge.town
"@iwillbite@whinge.town The man has a 40 inch penis and there's nothing you can say or do to refute that."
- @adiz@soc0.outrnat.nl
"if there was one person on fedi which radiates chad energy @newt would be it, keep it up king"
- @cell@pl.ebin.zone
"You must be immune to the autism. True chad energy."
- @Tony@clew.lol
"Duke Nukem did nothing wrong."
- @newt
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:duke_4::duke_5::duke_6::duke_7:
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#yestipbot
Ţ̴̧̢̧̡̨̛̛̗̼͇̪̬̣̺̭͔̰̼͙̖̟͎̗͇̻͇̹̼̭̳̗̣͚͓̈̃̍́̿͗̈́̍̍͑̆̇̓̃́̊̋̓̾͂̕͝͠ͅH̷̛̗͈̖̭̬͔̖̰̥̮͔͎̣͚̦̜̩̙̩̟̦̒̄͂̈́̾̂̓̾̆͗̽͂̈́̆̆̏̈́͐̓̊͆͂̓̾̈́͌̈́̒̈́̈́̂̅̿̈́̚͘͘̕͝Y̷̛̜̭̱͔̜͖̩̝͖̹͖̹̥̖͕̺̋̈́͛̊̽̈́̌̐͂̾̿̕̚ͅ ̴̛̮͓͔̺̠̠̠̖̥͔̤̟̤̮̭̰̝̩̫̻͉̩͙̻̤̝͎̜̱̦̞͋̀͋̂̎͆͋͗͐̓͂͛͐͒̐̈́͛̓̏̉͑̎̀̐̉̇̽̓͌͗̅̈́͌͐̋͊̈̈́͗̎́͒̋̅͛̕̚̚̚͘͘͘͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅM̵̡̢̢̧̡̡͖̦̺̲̞̪̭͕͙͚͓̦̱̬̲̪̫̥̜̰̼̤̹͉̼̝̤͍̭͕̝͕͈̥̣̘̫̥̣͍̑̊̊̀͜͜͝ͅI̸̧̡̨̡̫̮̪̠̜̟͎̤̜̦̰͓̖̭̤͉̟͎͕̜̩̤͙̰̤̯̥͔̹̤̠͍̙͕̳͔͓̙̼͕̪̜̟̦̼͇͖͉̭̮͇̪̯̝͍̍̽̆͗͊̅̎͆̃̐̚͜͜͠͠ͅͅN̷̥̺̤̣̠̘͓͈̼̰̭̬̋́̐͛̂̊̄͆̆̈́̒̈̽͂͑̌͑̉́̑̒͗̾́͗̂͘̕͠͝Ḑ̴͕̩̠̼̮͓̪̩̱̟̥̞̊͂͒̊̄̆̉̀̇͌͐̑͐́̕͘͘͜͠͝͝͠ͅ ̶̧̢̡̙͈͚͎̼̼̳̹̗̺̠̗̤̞̰͖̲̫̌̈́̾͐̌̈́̀̃͒̒̇̒̎͂͒̈̅̿͐͒̅̓̿͗͗͑̆͛͋̎͑͆̏̔͐͒̎̅̍̂̉̎͊̇̀́͗̎̒́̓̈́͘͘̚̕̕̕͜͜͠͝͠ͅŚ̵̡̧͇̹̬̝̟̟̯̘̮͓̭͚̮̼͔̥̘̦͉̫̙̤̰̻̺̳̱͙̫͎͖̖͇̀̓̂̽̈́̄̈́̆̐̈́͊͂͛́̎̄͗̀̆̇͊̃́͂͂͑̈́̈́͒̈́̑̋́͛̾́͑͊̚͠͝ͅH̴̨̧̧̡̛̛̛̬̞̳̯͎̦͇̞͈̳͓͈͓̤̼̘̱͈̘̩͎̘̳͈̳͓̫̝̲̟̳̙͎̦͕̟̦̺̖̫̄̋͛̔̾͑̿̌̐̊̋̃́͊̿̇̿̋͋͋̆̈́̌͑̈́̆̂̋̿̍̍͋͗͑̓̀̊͌̐̽̿̚͘͘͘͜͝͝͝Ą̴̢̧̡̢̧̧̢̨̩͚̲̲͓̞̖̣̠̤̰̪̳̩̝̗̗̘͚͕̰͎̱͍̣͚͓̞̲͇̬̫̤͉͙̰̮͕͙͚̯̼̣̦͖̫̘̺͚̌̂̓̍͋́̓̒̏͜ͅͅL̷̨̢̡̡̢̨̛̪̭̣̝̻͈͙̹̠͎̯̤͈̳̟͓̜̬͉̩̤͕̰̤̠̠͚͙͇͔̣̝̯̘͙̰̗̭̲̦̟͕̭͇̪͚̞̻̰̘̹͕̘͙͓̋̈͛͂̍́̈́̄̐̿̐̏̊̋̂̇̽̃͌̀́̍͝ͅL̷̺̠̫̱̍̑̌ ̴̡̢̧̼̼͖̥͉̬̮̥͓͇̼̹̙̟͓̼̣̫̰̘̪͖͚̠̘͙̥̺̐͂́̎̿ͅB̴̧͔͓͓͔̖̝̫̗̯͔̫̗͇̙͙̏̿͐̒͋̒͐È̸̢̛͕̩͖̩͕̹̹̟̜̖̦̜̥̪̰͔̮̭̫̳̦̝̥͕̟̬̰̗̙̳̪̤͈̯̣͇̖͌̈́̍͒̍ͅ ̵̧̧̧̬̜̲̮̖͉̤̠̫͉̱̯̟͙͙̘̭̲͇͙̦̫̲̞̼͈͍͓̊͛̾̀̒̂̏̂͛̋̾̃̇̃̈̋̇̀̐̍̄̓̒̀̐̓͂̑̓̀̉̎͐͋͘͘̕͝ͅĊ̸̡̡̨̨̧̧̢̡̡̨̧̛̛̬̺̘̫͓̪̪̘͔͈̠̳̱̝͕̱͍̘͖̫͙̫̥̘̥̳̦̲͚̙̟̯̝͔̝̼͎͇̹͍͔̥͔̤̙̤̲̥̯̩̞̬͔̋̉͒̊̃̏͐͋͂͊̍́̒̈́̿͋́̅̐̔̈́͑̋͒̎̿̀́̓̐̋͗̈́͒̽̒̓̍͑͒́́͋̒͂͋̆̌̈́̐̍̈́̾́̽͂̒̕̕͜͝͝ͅͅƠ̶̢̛̛̛̲̥̬͇̼̠͙̍̈̈́̈́̒̑͒̈́̏̈́͒̏̍͐̄͋̎͑͗̐͗̀́̃̈̂̈͊̌̍͐̽̀̂̌͊̍̍̒͊̈́̈́̈́̀͘͘͠͝͠͝͠͠N̶̡̛̮̦͓̥̟̙̤̤̤̥͚͖̻̻̗͖̜̥̠͈̺̊͂̋̇̄̔̓́̆̒͆̒̃͗́͑͂̌̈͒̎͋̀͛̾̄̌̀͛̍̃̂̓̂͒̾̄͋͊̅̒͆̂͌̔̀̿̂̌͆́͊̿͂̂̑̕͘̕̚̚͜͝͝͝͝ͅS̸̢̢̛̰͉̭̯̦̟̠͔͈̮̣̜̖͍͔̼͈̺̙͈̒̇̋̀̑͌͆͋̀̒͋̑́̏̌̃̈̌̒͛͛͗͒̎̓̐̀̈́̾̅̐͌̾̀̏͂͛̾͒̈́̀̉̓́̉̾͗͑͒̓͘̕͘͜͝͝͝͝ͅƯ̷̢̨̨̢̨̡̲̟̰̻̱̣̻̤̳̜̲̭̝̦̻̱̲̻̣̯̖̜̪̦̜̤̼̱̯̹̜̤͉̻͇̙͓̤̫͍͓̺̄̃̈͂͗̊̄̀̃͛͐̋͐̈̓̀̑͋̈́̓͗̊̒̃͌̈́̈́̓̃̌̂͛̽͗͛̕̕͜͠M̸̢̻̝͚̣̥͕͈̜͈̗͉͕̹̻̝̲̩̤̖̜̳̬͎̙̲̘̪̬͚̗̝̲̼̲͉̊̈́́̎́̾̓̾́͋͂̓̒͑͋̈́̋̇͋̈̕̚È̸͇̭̭͉̣͊͑̊̈́͐̉̈́̉͗̿̆̃̂̅̎͑̀̏́̚̚͘͝Ḑ̸̡̡̧̧͕̼͇̬̮̥̪̜̞̠̰͕̝̼̫̝̻͔̳̜̬̟͎̟͆̆̓͌̊͒̔̐̇͠ͅͅ
Sometimes evil.
Almost godlike.
Better, even more magnificent than before.
Not for the faint of heart.
:gondola_head: :8b_a:
:gondola_legs: :8b_d:
:gondola_legs: :8b_v:
:gondola_legs: :8b_a:
:gondola_legs: :8b_n:
:gondola_legs: :8b_c:
:gondola_legs: :8b_e:
:gondola_legs: :8b_d:
:gondola_legs: :emergency:
:gondola_legs: :8b_v:
:gondola_legs: :8b_e:
:gondola_legs: :8b_r:
:gondola_legs: :8b_t:
:gondola_legs: :8b_i:
:gondola_legs: :8b_c:
:gondola_legs: :8b_a:
:gondola_legs: :8b_l:
:gondola_legs: :emergency:
:gondola_legs: :8b_s:
:gondola_legs: :8b_u:
:gondola_legs: :8b_p:
:gondola_legs: :8b_r:
:gondola_legs: :8b_e:
:gondola_legs: :8b_m:
:gondola_legs: :8b_a:
:gondola_legs: :8b_c:
:gondola_legs: :8b_y:
:gondola_legs: :emergency:
:gondola_legs: :8b_a:
:gondola_legs: :8b_d:
:gondola_legs: :8b_v:
:gondola_legs: :8b_o:
:gondola_legs: :8b_c:
:gondola_legs: :8b_a:
:gondola_legs: :8b_t:
:gondola_feet: :8b_e:
Infamously brutal #cofe gang enforcer.
#niu refugee.
Programming and tech talk is mostly at @icon_of_computational_sin@mstdn.starnix.network (formerly at @pureevil@functional.cafe) but occasionally leaks.
Backup cofe storage and posts are at @newt@cofe.rocks.
Bar-hopping and wine connaisseur posts at @abitlame@socially.drinkingatmy.computer.
Email is the same as this fedi handle, in case you are a boomer.
I write and actively use proprietary software.
"@newt@niu.moe - quality posts."
- @dielan@shitposter.club
"newt, a huge tentacled monster, invalidates your pants."
- @moth@husk.site
"the trick with @newt is that he means the opposite of everything he says"
- @genmaicha
“he is fucking weird”
- @yangwenli@cawfee.club
"newt you must be stopped'
- @iwillbite@whinge.town
"@iwillbite@whinge.town The man has a 40 inch penis and there's nothing you can say or do to refute that."
- @adiz@soc0.outrnat.nl
"if there was one person on fedi which radiates chad energy @newt would be it, keep it up king"
- @cell@pl.ebin.zone
"You must be immune to the autism. True chad energy."
- @Tony@clew.lol
"Duke Nukem did nothing wrong."
- @newt
:duke_0::duke_1::duke_2::duke_3:
:duke_4::duke_5::duke_6::duke_7:
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@hfaust at least I got to see klingon titties
Chat, do you have that 4chan greentext where anon explains how movies affect daily human behaviour and thus are often used for propaganda purposes?
@scathach except most webshit today is less functional and takes more time to develop than native software used to
>Why is Claude an Electron App?
>If code is free, why aren’t all apps native?
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>The state of coding agents can be summed up by this fact
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> Claude spent $20k on an agent swarm implementing (kinda) a C-compiler in Rust, but desktop Claude is an Electron app.
This is actually... a very nice question
https://www.dbreunig.com/2026/02/21/why-is-claude-an-electron-app.html
>If code is free, why aren’t all apps native?
>
>The state of coding agents can be summed up by this fact
>
> Claude spent $20k on an agent swarm implementing (kinda) a C-compiler in Rust, but desktop Claude is an Electron app.
This is actually... a very nice question
https://www.dbreunig.com/2026/02/21/why-is-claude-an-electron-app.html
@sun if I mirror every github repo I use, my forgejo vps is gonna run out of space soon
Guys, did you know that there's this other @newt who totally isn't me?
ngl this sounds pretty rad
@sun i only have a spare 1070 lol
Apologies for the downtime, lads. Due to the airstrikes on Iran, our power generation facility in the cave in Syrian desert near Iraqi border was damaged and the server went down. All is good now.
More seriously, our server somehow fails to boot and requires several power cycles to get back up. I might have to invest into new hardware for it some time soon.
More seriously, our server somehow fails to boot and requires several power cycles to get back up. I might have to invest into new hardware for it some time soon.
I will have to do some maintenance next week. Gonna have to plug a graphics card into the server.
@echo no, it seems that our notifications are a bit borked. I keep missing some too.
lmao this guy
@newt nobody here tagged you. You are on a different server.
@echo lol @captainepoch got a girlfriend, he doesn't care about fedi. You should better file an issue on github tho.
@hj mental retardation got fully automated
If I ever live in a house instead of an apartment, I'm gonna buy another borzoi. Borzois are just that much fun!
@sun snoc