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@halva oh so THAT'S what the headphone jack to USB-A cables are for. I finally get it.

@halva what what? I need one but I don't order from AliExpress (or Amazon).

@halva who tf is listening to their house with this

@halva what if it's not an usb charger but a device that pretend to be a bluetooth speaker and send the sound to your hifi system?

@halva You didn’t hear the news? This is the new, 100% accurate, practically instantaneous #Bluetooth pairing method. They call “plugging in a wire.” People are complaining it reduces range and increases tripping hazards. Apparently you can go farther than Bluetooth if you have the right equipment. But I hear that you have to literally pay by the meter to increase your range with these new-fangled “wires”. Sounds like a rip off to me.

@halva You heard "/dev/random", now prepare for the new hit single "Bzzzzzt"

@halva@mk.absturztau.be are you listening to electricity saying bzz bzz??? or this is just wired bluetooth dongle for wired audio appliances???

@halva https://youtu.be/J_YweDzVJY8?si=WNDza-JPmfOVHfqy

@halva what willy gibson meant by jacking in

@halva@mk.absturztau.be finally. wired bluetooth

@halva@mk.absturztau.be perfect for my two million ohm studio headphones

@halva perfect for listening to power metal

@halva@mk.absturztau.be uh huh . "wireless". YET I CAN SEE THE 3.5mm AUX WIRE IN YOUR MARKETING MATERIAL

@halva@mk.absturztau.be
tell me you also don't charge up your flash drives

@halva I am guessing you are supposed to connect to it via Bluetooth to send audio to a physical device?

@halva@mk.absturztau.be I think it's a DAC...

@halva@mk.absturztau.be like it will play bluetooth audio over the jack

@halva Porn, the answer is porn. Always.

@halva Heated Rivalry: Aliexpress version

@halva mmm, 60hz AC hum direct to my speakers

@OllieBranch @halva the outlet this fits into are usually 50Hz. Lower frequency means more bass, which is obviously better.

@halva It converts AC/DC...

@halva This was made for playing Pendulum

@halva how to blow up your headphones

@halva best way to listen to mains hum

@halva Ear Fryer 5000

@halva my best guess: its a dac that somehow connects to bluetooth headphones, for some reason

like, plug it into the wall, the headphone aux into a computer or other audio playing device, then you connect a pair of bluetooth headphones to it and they'll play the audio from the input device

so, still near-useless

@halva can I please have a link for that? I wanna read the reviews

@halva oh i've been needing one of these for my sinclair zx81

@halva AI generated product specifications lmao.

@halva I can already hear the electricity more than enough as is :<

@halva

BT Receiver?

@halva listening to 50 hz hum

@halva for a while my dad had an audio setup in our basement where the receiver didn't have Bluetooth, so I kinda get why you'd use this?

@halva woahh it even has bluetooth that's perfect

@halva I love listening to mains voltage using Bluetooth via 3.5mm jack

mf what
i initially thought this is power to aux
but hi res audio? bluetooth?? is this a speaker???

@halva when the eurobeat isn't enough anymore, I need those 230v AC

@halva oh that's the official Lain-inator. It lets you listen to the wired