I see you saying "I'll get to it in a minute" no you won't I know you won't because I didn't
get up Now and stretch. even better if you're out and about. nobody cares; they won't look at you weird and will probably never see you again. go forth and stretch
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hey there! i'm doskel; i like radios, bikes, climbing, inline skating, computers, freerunning, and making things that bridge the gaps between them.
do not flirt with me. i love my girlfriend and her alone.
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the doskel strategy: unbreakable positivity with maybe a hint of ego
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holy shit
god i wish there was an easier recipe
in other news GO FUCKING STRETCH you don't need a routine you can just pull on your muscles until they start to burn lightly then hold for 10-20 seconds
touch your toes, kick one leg out forward and try to touch that foot, lift a leg up on something as high as possible, put one arm on your back arching over your head then pull your elbow with the other arm, lay one arm straight across your chest then pull it with your other arm,
honestly just do whatever. look something up. but just go do it. i promise you'll feel better afterwards.
just kidding of course. I would never use sendmail. we have postfix for our trash talking.
they call it firewire because you can start a fire
@halva for a while my dad had an audio setup in our basement where the receiver didn't have Bluetooth, so I kinda get why you'd use this?
can we kill those computer reviews that just show a bunch of game frame rates and call it a day. geekbench is whatever, but like. c'mon. compile a kernel. render something in blender. give me actual uses. gaming on a laptop sucks
people don't give dell enough credit for how good their support is
i can take literally any dell machine in my collection, type in like 7 characters into a single website, and have access to spare parts, every driver version for every component, service manual, user manual, warranty info, literal fucking video guides, and all of this on every single machine ever
meanwhile all those machines are built pretty damn good, usually pretty repairable, and pretty nice looking
i am a fan of dell. they make good computer and they do good computer things.
usb-pd is for losers. firewire had it right with the "just put 30v on a pin"
fish should be the standard shell everywhere
every week I feel terrible, go and stretch on a whim, feel amazing again, go run a kilometer or two, feel amazing, then go home and forget that feeling until the next week when I get another spontaneous urge to help my body
doskel.net is in talks to be fully acquired by Broadcom, Incorporated. A spokesperson for DOSKEL Networks responded to our request, saying "I fucking hate our users. That's why we were so excited when Broadcom reached out with this offer, because of the incredible opportunities it opens up to completely fuck our customer. God, I fucking hate those bastards."
yall can't stop complaining about loading time so yknow what. fine. i'm revoking your pixel privileges
y'all moving to irc or xmpp or whatever. me and gang moving to mailing lists. shitposting mail transfer protocol. dovecot carrying our hangout plans. sendmailing our trash talking.
big fan of being nice to people. the world needs more joy and whimsy for its own sake. bad times happen and shape us in important ways but they shouldn't be our only mold
go compliment someone you see on the street. sing a song as you wash dishes. tell that person how their art (visual, music, writing, whatever!) has impacted you. you'll feel better for it, i promise.
what was evolution smoking when it decided to put our sense of balance in the ear. why is it there. why do we have two. both in our ears.
god i fucking hate australia
i had a coffee this morning and now i actually feel awake for my night class
i gotta get on this maybe the caffeine addicts have a point
I'm jacking in to the third dimension.