@ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s
Holy cow! I just remembered that my grandma had a red Chevy Celebrity.
Not joking
Holy cow! I just remembered that my grandma had a red Chevy Celebrity.
Not joking
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Yeah I remember the back set of that car well.
@Captain80s @ArmadilloRancher
My other grandma refused too drive anything but a Cadillac. She is the one who spent my trust fund in vegas…
My other grandma refused too drive anything but a Cadillac. She is the one who spent my trust fund in vegas…
well that was nice of her. Kinda what happened when my gma died. Got screwed out of anything.
@Captain80s @ArmadilloRancher
I have two cousins that hate me for getting half of our grandmas money and property…
I have two cousins that hate me for getting half of our grandmas money and property…
My paternal Grandfather left me an Inland M1A1 carbine and 53 acres of land.
He bought that M1A1 back in 1968, after he caught a couple guys trying to steal some of his cows. All he had at the time was a 20-gauge shotgun loaded with rocksalt, that he kept on a scabbard on his Moped scooter* for chasing off dogs.
*in the days before ATVs he used a Moped to round up his cows and herd them from field to field.
*in the days before ATVs he used a Moped to round up his cows and herd them from field to field.
@ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s
My dad was a Marine. The cool thing about being a Marine is that your kids just handle business knowing that they are in the right…
Simple as…
My dad was a Marine. The cool thing about being a Marine is that your kids just handle business knowing that they are in the right…
Simple as…
I bet my dad out ranked yours.
@Captain80s @ArmadilloRancher
You guys ever heard me sing that Jon’s Diner song???
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You guys ever heard me sing that Jon’s Diner song???
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@Tony @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s
You bring a Chevy Conversion van too Honolulu full of all your tools.
You create a HandyMan webpage on Fever.Holdings
You die a millionaire…
Simple as.
You bring a Chevy Conversion van too Honolulu full of all your tools.
You create a HandyMan webpage on Fever.Holdings
You die a millionaire…
Simple as.
@Jonny @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s how would i die a millonair?
Also, jonny, I don't handyman I paint.
Also, jonny, I don't handyman I paint.
@Tony @Jonny @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s you're leaving money on the table if you don't handyman tbh
Get in good with a local property management agency and they won't stop calling you to do shit
Get in good with a local property management agency and they won't stop calling you to do shit
@Jonny @pwm @Tony @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s When did you unblock me
@Jonny @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s Only people on here my mom talks to is adequate and yockey you nigger
@graf @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s
That’s strange. Your mom has seen my underwear…
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That’s strange. Your mom has seen my underwear…
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@Jonny @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s Yeah because she knows poast and you're regularly posting videos of yourself
@graf @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s
When I get a White board, I will color inside the lines for you, you gay, jew loving A.I. trainer…
When I get a White board, I will color inside the lines for you, you gay, jew loving A.I. trainer…
@Jonny @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s I don't even use AI to answer questions how am I a gay Jew A.I. Trainer
@graf @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s
First of all, quit capitalizing jew.
2nd, something tells me that your mom has those sidewinder titters i like…
First of all, quit capitalizing jew.
2nd, something tells me that your mom has those sidewinder titters i like…
@Jonny @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s I'm on my jew phone that capitalisation sometimes White sometimes black sometimes jew blame Google you nigger bike seat sniffer
@graf @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s
Oh?
Well in that case, remember that kid in junior high who made you blow milk out your nose???
I will come too your town and buy you a bag of milk..
Oh?
Well in that case, remember that kid in junior high who made you blow milk out your nose???
I will come too your town and buy you a bag of milk..
@Jonny @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s No but I remember a kid in high school who used to force himself to puke and then eat it off the sidewalk. He's probably a CEO now
@graf @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s
I have a worse story than the puke guy…
There was this nerd in my town who played baseball because his dad made him.
This nerd grew like 12 inches (hugeness) while he was dating a nerd girl.
The nerd girl (Tanna Clock) was a perfect specimen of a tiny female…
The nerd guy dumped Tanna Clock, because he is a tall guy now and thinks he can score better…
No.
I have a worse story than the puke guy…
There was this nerd in my town who played baseball because his dad made him.
This nerd grew like 12 inches (hugeness) while he was dating a nerd girl.
The nerd girl (Tanna Clock) was a perfect specimen of a tiny female…
The nerd guy dumped Tanna Clock, because he is a tall guy now and thinks he can score better…
No.
@Jonny @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s He's got a fat wife now let's go find him and make fun of him
@graf @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s
Man, you are meaner than me.
I keep it local.
You want too go all the way too South Dakota and make fun of divorced gize that should be in the MBL.
Man, you are mean.
Man, you are meaner than me.
I keep it local.
You want too go all the way too South Dakota and make fun of divorced gize that should be in the MBL.
Man, you are mean.
@Jonny @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s You are too after a bottle of the captain
@graf @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s
What’s today?
Full moon is in a week.
Chicks go full hormonal soon…
What’s today?
Full moon is in a week.
Chicks go full hormonal soon…
@Jonny @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s go down to the food carts but dont get into fights with the cops see what happens
@graf @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s
I don’t fight with cops.
I tell jew jokes in public.
I know you hate that, but that’s my thing thizzle.
I don’t fight with cops.
I tell jew jokes in public.
I know you hate that, but that’s my thing thizzle.
@Jonny @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s I don't hate it I'm just sick of jew everything, we all know
@Jonny @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s shut up nigger
@Jonny @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s are you going to block me again because im just going to bed in a few so just do it so I can laugh and go to sleep
@graf @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s
I’ve had 10 homosexuals offer too buy me a phone.
FYI…
After you did it.
I’ve had 10 homosexuals offer too buy me a phone.
FYI…
After you did it.
How do you even know 1 homo let alone ten.
@Captain80s @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @graf
I have the authority too hire.
If I say hire, that fucker gets hired.
Not joking.
I have the authority too hire.
If I say hire, that fucker gets hired.
Not joking.
@Jonny @Captain80s @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher Hire me. I'm not doing a fucking thing but you will pay me
@graf @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s
I have a smart contract situation that needs a guy like you.
Are you ready too learn some IF THIS : THEN THAT
Fuck face?
I have a smart contract situation that needs a guy like you.
Are you ready too learn some IF THIS : THEN THAT
Fuck face?
@Jonny @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s If you don't pay me what I ask then you don't get what you want it's the same in every language
@Jonny @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s You asked me if I knew if this : then that and I gave you an example
@graf @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s
You get to read all my thaughts...
You are supposed to be cooler than me...
You get to read all my thaughts...
You are supposed to be cooler than me...
@Jonny @Tony @pwm @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s I'm a loser just like you. We're all losers and retards here buddy