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@phnt if I have a panic attack I have to take a lorazepam and if that doesn't help relieve it I have to take xanax as a last resort and trying to type on gboard with that is impossible. You can tell when I've had a panic attack because if you text me it's just random letters but in the length of the word im trying to type. I hate this life but my dr gave me a new med I'm hoping will stop the anxiety and panic attacks altogether
@WTFPurpleAlpaca @graf @phnt
>"Any idea what's causing your existential dread?"
/em checks Poast timeline.
Oh... I have a few ideas...
(Nelson giggle) "We're in danger!"
>"Any idea what's causing your existential dread?"
/em checks Poast timeline.
Oh... I have a few ideas...
(Nelson giggle) "We're in danger!"
@SilverDeth @WTFPurpleAlpaca @phnt my dread right now is dying alone ngl
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@graf @SilverDeth @WTFPurpleAlpaca @phnt That’s what children are for.
@GenesRus @SilverDeth @WTFPurpleAlpaca @phnt yeah, let me find somebody trustworhy enough to not fuck off with the kids and take all my money
@graf @SilverDeth @WTFPurpleAlpaca @phnt Don’t get too caught up in the importance of a perfect relationship is all.
@graf @phnt @SilverDeth @WTFPurpleAlpaca I've accepted it. 
Statistically my sister will outlive me, so she'll probably arrange a funeral at least. (Open or closed casket will depend on how long it takes someone to discover me, and whether I have a cat that will start eating me.)
Statistically my sister will outlive me, so she'll probably arrange a funeral at least. (Open or closed casket will depend on how long it takes someone to discover me, and whether I have a cat that will start eating me.)
@echo @phnt @SilverDeth @WTFPurpleAlpaca I have a very convoluted final will and testiment involving 5 people who need to complete an objective to pass on to the next person and so on and so forth until the final location is revealed and that person is to hand the key and the address to the bank the will is stored to the executor and they must be alone when they read it
because my life has never been easy, why not make it fun when you go out
because my life has never been easy, why not make it fun when you go out
@graf @WTFPurpleAlpaca @phnt
I won't lie, I look at the prospects for my boy, and it worries the shit outta me. Women are fucked up these days, and hold all the cards if things go south.
I am a younger Gen-X, and I don't even know what to say to young men these days. Nothing that worked for me is even remotely relevant. (Most of it would get you tossed in a cell). They built bitches different 25 years ago. (And even they are a fucking irritating handful unless properly managed).
Wanting something more meaningful in life eats at you, and given the absolute brain rot out there, I don't have an easy answer. Getting pussy is easier than ever. Getting one worth keeping... Christ, that's rough modern day.
If anyone knows where to find a ride-or-die chick that's not nuts, he's not me.
I won't lie, I look at the prospects for my boy, and it worries the shit outta me. Women are fucked up these days, and hold all the cards if things go south.
I am a younger Gen-X, and I don't even know what to say to young men these days. Nothing that worked for me is even remotely relevant. (Most of it would get you tossed in a cell). They built bitches different 25 years ago. (And even they are a fucking irritating handful unless properly managed).
Wanting something more meaningful in life eats at you, and given the absolute brain rot out there, I don't have an easy answer. Getting pussy is easier than ever. Getting one worth keeping... Christ, that's rough modern day.
If anyone knows where to find a ride-or-die chick that's not nuts, he's not me.
@SilverDeth @phnt @WTFPurpleAlpaca it's not just your boy you need to be worried about. it's all men. women think their shit dont stink and needs to be on a pedestal. no woman is worth the heartache. it's just a sad thing to think about. dying alone at home or in a hospital or hospice with nothing to show for your life. no family other than brothers or sisters. they don't really care like a child or a wife would
@graf @phnt @WTFPurpleAlpaca Correct. The only unconditional love in the world is your kids. Mine are the only reason I'm still breathing.
Women themselves are mercurial, and unlike your kids, there is ALWAYS a condition attached. At the wetware level, female affection is transactional. I have never seen an exception. If your "value" is greater than hers, that transaction fee is lower. Or at least, it was once upon a time. The cell-phone plague has convinced a whole lot of hard 5's and 6's they are 9's and 10's.
I got nuthin man, my own life experience from the 90's is worthless to young guys. I may as well have grown up on Luna.
Women themselves are mercurial, and unlike your kids, there is ALWAYS a condition attached. At the wetware level, female affection is transactional. I have never seen an exception. If your "value" is greater than hers, that transaction fee is lower. Or at least, it was once upon a time. The cell-phone plague has convinced a whole lot of hard 5's and 6's they are 9's and 10's.
I got nuthin man, my own life experience from the 90's is worthless to young guys. I may as well have grown up on Luna.
I'm not trying to be a dick, because I deal with all that and have for 26 years.
Accept it. Accept that you will die alone. How many hundreds of millions of people have died alone throughout human history?
The funny thing is — you still might not die alone, man. I'll remember you in my prayers.
Sidenote: Do you keep your electrolytes up? Dr. Berg's clears the brainfog for me sometimes. Neurtransmission requires electrolytes. Especially, if you've ever been a drinker, you might need some. You've probably already tried this though.
Accept it. Accept that you will die alone. How many hundreds of millions of people have died alone throughout human history?
The funny thing is — you still might not die alone, man. I'll remember you in my prayers.
Sidenote: Do you keep your electrolytes up? Dr. Berg's clears the brainfog for me sometimes. Neurtransmission requires electrolytes. Especially, if you've ever been a drinker, you might need some. You've probably already tried this though.
@Svantovit I've had all kidn of quack and seemingly quack but not thrown at me over the years brother. i dont drink I cant sleep, take lorazepam because its cheaper than dayvigo which only works if i double the dose making the 2x more expensive
Same. They don't know what they're fucking doing. I often kind of nigger-rig my sleeping when things get rough. One thing I've tried is Dramamine, and it usually (not every time) starts to knock me out in an hour. It only keeps me out for ~4 hours, but it helps when the dread begins creeping in...Kanna also helped, but you can't take it with anything modulating serotonin. Kanna actually really helped.
@Svantovit if I absolutely CANT sleep after trying for 7-8 hours I will take 2mg lorazepam because it has a shorter half life but is faster acting. then I don't wake up feeling groggy the next day. I have dayvigo but its soooooooooo expensive
