Just realized Americans will never know what it's like to have ketchup chips
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@graf Do you guys have these up in Canada? Super good.
@graf In foreignese “chips” means “fries” right? We eat fries with ketchup here 
@BowsacNoodle All dressed is just salt and vinegar plus ketchup plus BBQ and yes, it originated here. Ricky from tpb refers to them as "dressed all over"
@graf Had those when I visited Canada before. They're... they're something. I give it an "okay, but not gonna buy them again"/10 
@scenesbycolleen You're missing out colleen. I don't even like ketchup
@graf I rarely eat potato chips in the first place
@scenesbycolleen Same but these go hard as fuck
@graf Ignorance is bliss
@graf Nigga we've had ketchup chips (YUCK) for a decade. Multiple companies too. Even those gross ass Heinz ones too. Sorry to burst your superiority bubble baby.
@graf Ketchup is a fucking monstrosity unless ketchup elsewhere isn't some kind of corn syrup abomination.
@WhitestTemplar Sure, here's the ingredients in Canada for Heinz ketchup
@graf So not corn syrup, but a syrup none-the-less. We must retvrn to Townsends Mushroom Ketchup.
@graf @WhitestTemplar i hate corn syrup so fucking much it's unreal
@graf Sure, but why is it needed in ketchup? Ketchup isn't a fucking dessert sauce. It's for freedom fries, and borgars, and other things like that.
@WhitestTemplar It's to cut through the vinegar in think. Tomatoes and vinegar are very acidic. The sugar balances it out making it mostly savory
maybe I want sea salt and just the vinegar for me fries eh?
@Evil_Bender @WhitestTemplar Most people just ask for malt vinegar... ?
@graf I like acidic so that wouldn't be a downside for me. Also tomatoes can have sweetness in them, but our agricultural system isn't really designed to provide them.
@graf @Evil_Bender @WhitestTemplar Ah, the great catsup debate
@Evil_Bender @graf Fair enough. I prefer ranch because I am a proper American.
@graf @WhitestTemplar where is the corn syrup?! The red 40?!
@kc-poast @graf Surprisingly this is the American Heinz brand Ketchup. Corn syrup is there, but no red 40 surprisingly.
@graf but we have them here
@graf we have those though?
Ranch is a repulsive condiment. As a Midwesterner i have single handedly watched the ranch epidemic fatten up the women.
no extra salt!?
@Evil_Bender @graf Yes, it is often too tasty for some to handle. But I only consoom the homemade shit, not the stuff in a bottle.
bottle ranch = flavored lard
Send them to the ranch to work it off!