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Never pay for at a restaraunt what you can make at home.

didnt say anything about using root beer.....

15% to take an order and enter in the computer? Bro just put an order kiosk at my table and pay the food runner $16/hr

I've left some big tips in my day on some stellar wait staff. But your average Applebee's waitress aint a rockstar. It took you 10 minutes to bring 1 draft beer, you didnt ever run the food to the table, when you did show up it was the second my mouth was full so yoi could bail instantly you reeked of cigarettes, my drink sat empty you never checked on us, plates piled up etc. They think they deserve 20% even...... Thats a $5 tip at best​

Yeah whippersnapper!

We don't go out bc of it. Covid ruined the dinning experience

I like the VFW most of the old guys are dead (they were cunts) so its all OIF/OEF and mixed drinks are 2.50 drafts $1.25

the lottery is used to pay off people and transfer wealth. its a scam

Hey guise, the space shuttle comes back to Earth tomorrow!!

Yes, I haven't even seen those.

bottle ranch = flavored lard

says its ships next to it spraying wayer

I tip, but on a $100 you're getting $10

>thats the truck im gonna finger blast Jennifer in

I wanna buy her from her tribe for some beads and blankets. Gonna colonize the Squaw right out of her.

😏 im never too old to eiffel tower an of girl

Being able to say you slaughtered the american invasion will be a powerful weapon