Egregoros

Old guy with his Chinese wife here just like @DEERBLOOD . She's got a heavy Asian accent. "Why you not get soy sauce? I thought you rike it. Why you eat so fast?"

I bombo my clat

Its literally us

Well, the guy is too tall, not totally bald, and his wife isn't preggo.

You said theyre old. We must have found a time machine. Cause we are not old (36 and 31)

And you're already bald??

well he is fat and he is gooning all the time so that probably speeds up the hair loss.

Hella bald

I dated a guy who was quite bald by 28. Happens. I wouldn't mind losing a bit of hair. Meh.

I would tag Deerblood but I realized that was the context of this

Please don't do that thank you

...then there's guys like my otherwise tall, handsome uncle who are totally grey by 30, too.

I'm not joking about actually relishing in postpartum hair loss cuz I have tons, but guess careful what you wish for. Grandpa's sisters went kinda bald after 60 😬😆

I will pray extra hard you have stronger and more robust hair. No to norwoodism lass

Gf looked at a pic she took of me 3 years ago and says "wow I really aged you a lot"

"maybe three scoop of msg for erry mear too much indeed"

@DEERBLOOD @GoyGirl @ForbiddenDreamer @Will2Power
Asians really can't help but say the quiet part out loud

Well, just repay her in kind... babies are famous for obvious sleeplessness, but the mineral loss & hormone changes pop grey hairs, too 😩

Guess you shouldn't compliment her by saying bald hair CAN come from testosterone bi-products.