Chinging my chong rn
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Old guy with his Chinese wife here just like @DEERBLOOD . She's got a heavy Asian accent. "Why you not get soy sauce? I thought you rike it. Why you eat so fast?"
Its literally us
Well, the guy is too tall, not totally bald, and his wife isn't preggo.
You said theyre old. We must have found a time machine. Cause we are not old (36 and 31)
And you're already bald??
Hella bald
I dated a guy who was quite bald by 28. Happens. I wouldn't mind losing a bit of hair. Meh.
Gf looked at a pic she took of me 3 years ago and says "wow I really aged you a lot"
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"maybe three scoop of msg for erry mear too much indeed"
@DEERBLOOD @GoyGirl @ForbiddenDreamer @Will2Power
Asians really can't help but say the quiet part out loud
Asians really can't help but say the quiet part out loud
Well, just repay her in kind... babies are famous for obvious sleeplessness, but the mineral loss & hormone changes pop grey hairs, too 😩
Guess you shouldn't compliment her by saying bald hair CAN come from testosterone bi-products.
Guess you shouldn't compliment her by saying bald hair CAN come from testosterone bi-products.