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Chinging my chong rn

Old guy with his Chinese wife here just like @DEERBLOOD . She's got a heavy Asian accent. "Why you not get soy sauce? I thought you rike it. Why you eat so fast?"

Its literally us

Well, the guy is too tall, not totally bald, and his wife isn't preggo.

You said theyre old. We must have found a time machine. Cause we are not old (36 and 31)

And you're already bald??

Hella bald

I dated a guy who was quite bald by 28. Happens. I wouldn't mind losing a bit of hair. Meh.

I would tag Deerblood but I realized that was the context of this

...then there's guys like my otherwise tall, handsome uncle who are totally grey by 30, too.

I'm not joking about actually relishing in postpartum hair loss cuz I have tons, but guess careful what you wish for. Grandpa's sisters went kinda bald after 60 😬😆