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@tyler @CozyLife Toys, sir.

oh?

OH YOU MEANT BULLSHIT KIDS GARBAGE TOYS YOU THROW AWAY AFTER 3 MONTHS NOT TOYS FOR FUN IN PARALLEL TO BABY MAKING ACTIVITIES

@tyler @CozyLife Yes, sir, shit made in China.

Good. Kids don't need toys, they need tools that they can't hurt themselves with too easily, and a place to use them.

don't dox me like that bro

@tyler @CozyLife @Scarlett @MCMLXVIIOTG

a scene from the hogfather, for the uninitiated.

>don't dox me like that bro

@tyler @CozyLife There was nothing more fun than making mud pies out in the back yard. I might do that again the next time it rains, for the memories.

@tyler @CozyLife Didn't you & Mrs. Tyler ever go to a Toys R Us? They might have closed before y'all were born or something.

To be fair, based on the name in a country run by jews, that could easily be a sex shop.

@TraditionalWhiteGuy @CozyLife @tyler Only if someone is a dirty-minded varmint.

@tyler @Scarlett The Last thing i saw My Toy's R US Sell was the Ouija Board. It was a Demon Summoning Board.
I find it funny they closed down after that.