Screenshot to see where you get deported .
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@troubledturtle anything but that
Based Belarus, I got it too!
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@troubledturtle Dis nigga eatin waffles
@troubledturtle could be worse
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@troubledturtle >Czechia
Blyat idk if this is even a real place
Blyat idk if this is even a real place
@troubledturtle At least it's a White country.
@troubledturtle I really am an honorary Albanian
@troubledturtle I yam bein' depported to Sveeden
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 
Hmmm. At least it's not Ottoman any more.
Actually really cool country, very libertarian, but also they don't fall for the Muh Refugees bullshit.
@troubledturtle looking forward to a welcome by @Curvin
Goal𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 
Hope you like saunas and social distancing...
Retvrning to my Moorish roots
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@troubledturtle дзярмо
@troubledturtle Nooooooo don't send me to israel
@troubledturtle Well fuck me i guess..
@cjd @troubledturtle Oh it’s the Czech Republic? Based
Yup yup, beautiful country, good food, recommend visiting.
Estonia can into Nordic
Well back to my great great grandparents home.
@troubledturtle It would be nice if it wasn't under occupied rule
@BowsacNoodle @cjd @troubledturtle I forget that not everyone knows Europe's borders by heart
There's a song to help you memorize European countries.
@cjd @BowsacNoodle @troubledturtle I find it funny that the segment was inaccurate even then
@cjd @BowsacNoodle @troubledturtle Like calling Romania "Transylvania" or weird stuff like mentioning that the Spanish Sahara is gone as if it recently happened (Spanish Sahara ceased to exist in 1975)
EH i'll take it, might suck might rock but I'll roll the dice on this one.
@troubledturtle Remember lads, "If it's Not Scottish, It's CRAP"!
@Polfusilier @troubledturtle At least?... I'm a really nice guy who's willing to trade. That's probably the WORST place to get deported to as a burger. The women there are all hideous. Their biggest musicians aren't even rappers! They're these guys. Lucky for you, what you call hell I call Hel heim and I'd be honored to be the Rambo sacrificial pawn in this suicide mission, sir.
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