Perchance if I attain metaphysical perfection, the pretty lady from across the street will date me
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Why not ask her out now
My penis has grown mold
No milk before marriage anyway 
My imperfections seeps and festers, overrunning my being. She flees at the sight of me, knowing if only implicitly the horrors of my soul
Also her dad scares me
Is he a big hairy eyetalian
He's black, like her
If you visit us I'll introduce you to Tyler's cousin. She is a ginger and tall. Almost 6ft and is an art student
I only like black pussy, I'm afraid
What, no art hoe cousin gf for your old pal dreamer?
Damn Tyler would NEVER do that for me, are you still sick
Dreamer come visit and I'll have her over for dinner
I'll do it but don't be upset if you end up with some new relatives to buy presents for
Babies? Hell yeah
Yes I am ,,(male)