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@sun @NoDoxGregBrady Can you prove that your wife isn't a trafficking victim? That is the standard established upthread. You have to prove that she is not a trafficking victim.

@p @NoDoxGregBrady if you ask some parts of the fediverse I'm a sex tourist and my small wife is trafficked even though we live in her home I didn't take her anywhere

@sun @p @NoDoxGregBrady wow problematic, much?

@sun @NoDoxGregBrady

> if you ask some parts of the fediverse I'm a sex tourist and my small wife

You ask some parts of fedi and anyone's anything.

Anyway, no one ever said "This would be cuter if it were gigantic."

> sex tourist

Man, I don't think you are and I ain't, but third-world hookers gotta eat, too. Uppity-ass Onlyfans hoes hate offshoring when it's boobs but they still buyin' shit from Google and Apple. (Pic related.)
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@p @sun @NoDoxGregBrady why are her nipples covered

@leyonhjelm @NoDoxGregBrady @sun Because if she just writes the words on her bare tits and draws two W's on her hands and then takes a photo of her tits, then she's not a whore, but if she exposes her nipples, then suddenly she is.

@p

I thought that was what the Ws were for. Shows what I know.

@NoDoxGregBrady @sun

@leyonhjelm @NoDoxGregBrady @sun It's like the "technical virgin" concept but applied to whoring on the internet.

@p @leyonhjelm @NoDoxGregBrady @sun what the fuck is a "technical virgin?" Is this just a euphemism for nerd?

@pwm @NoDoxGregBrady @leyonhjelm @sun

> what the fuck is a "technical virgin?"

"It doesn't count if it went in the mouth or the pooper. Only if it went into the one magical hole. Thus I'm still extremely pure."
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@p @leyonhjelm @NoDoxGregBrady @sun oh, you coulda just said, "catholic"

@pwm @NoDoxGregBrady @leyonhjelm @sun I understand it to be popular with Mormons as well.

@p @leyonhjelm @NoDoxGregBrady @sun I (mercifully) forgot Mormons existed, for a moment

@pwm @leyonhjelm @p @NoDoxGregBrady @sun there are a lot of terrible things you can explain simply by saying the word catholic.

@sun @p @mjdigspigs @NoDoxGregBrady 💢

@nach @p @mjdigspigs @NoDoxGregBrady we call that the humble brag