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I knew my dad was hopelessly wicked by the way he always smashed up the ramen noodles before cooking them

@KingOfWhiteAmerica I used to split the brick into 8 pieces. idk why. I think it helped when cooking in microwave because they wouldn't poke out of the water as much

@suquili At least that’s relatively orderly. Not my dad. He’d strangle the package

@KingOfWhiteAmerica @suquili YES MY DAD WOULD DO THIS TOO
As a kid I thought "maybe it makes it more fun or something? Why didn't they just make the noodles tiny if that's how it was supposed to be made!? "
Didn't realize until I had another when I was much older "OH HAHA THAT'S NOT ON THE INSTRUCTIONS OR ANYTHING MY DAD IS JUST A NUTCASE"
(I love him, but what a goober)

@scenesbycolleen @KingOfWhiteAmerica My mom makes this "chinese coleslaw" (probably not chinese at all) which includes ramen pieces as part of the flavor. It's pretty good and edible unlike normal coleslaw.

The ramen part of the recipe calls for crushing up the noodles into small pieces. She'd have me whack the ramen package with a mallet while she did other stuff lol

@suquili @scenesbycolleen @KingOfWhiteAmerica i hate this nigger

@reallyangry @scenesbycolleen @KingOfWhiteAmerica not familiar with him, I just like the vid
I'd probably hate him too if I knew more about him

@suquili @scenesbycolleen @KingOfWhiteAmerica i literally hate him for shitting on perfectly great white dishes.

@suquili @scenesbycolleen @KingOfWhiteAmerica i like all those dishes
potato salad, pasta salad, cole slaw, they're all good. and they're a staple of any bbq