someone said a few days ago that a functioning society has to treat individual actors as good intentioned if they are doing the same work as the police.
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Again, don't call the cops
Again, don't call the cops
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If someone tried to burglarize me, I'd lock him in a room with @Humpleupagus .
And then let them go like "go ahead, call the cops, you'll look so cute on the witness stand telling the jury what he did to you"
And then let them go like "go ahead, call the cops, you'll look so cute on the witness stand telling the jury what he did to you"
@cjd @Humpleupagus @sickburnbro
Or. Would it be wiser to release said hoodlum and call the cops to report him for a hate crime of some sort?
Or. Would it be wiser to release said hoodlum and call the cops to report him for a hate crime of some sort?
According to the race theory of criminal justice, he can only be guilty if you are somehow blacker than he is.
And the Irish theory of calling the cops is don't.
And the Irish theory of calling the cops is don't.
Alex
@cjd @pepsi_man @Humpleupagus @sickburnbro >lock him in and room and t-
Eat him. 😀
Do you know how much protein an adult man contains?
A lot.
It'd cover my protein requirements for at least a month.
Think of the gains!
Eat him. 😀
Do you know how much protein an adult man contains?
A lot.
It'd cover my protein requirements for at least a month.
Think of the gains!
Depending on your choice theory of race, that would probably be deemed cannibalism.
But getting a guard dog wouldn't...
But getting a guard dog wouldn't...
@cjd @Humpleupagus @pepsi_man @sickburnbro >that would probably be deemed cannibalism
Yes.
>guard dog
They are very useful, too, I agree.
Yes.
>guard dog
They are very useful, too, I agree.
@cjd @Humpleupagus @pepsi_man @sickburnbro Oops, I dropped this here. So clumsy. 😀
> Brain
Watch out for prion diseases.
Watch out for prion diseases.
@cjd @Humpleupagus @pepsi_man @sickburnbro Yeah, don't eat anything inside the skull, nor the spine. Both can contain prions. Everything else is safe, assuming you cook it properly.
Marsellus Wallace moment
I was thinking about that.
Classic hollywood, saving the bad guys is GoOd aCtUaLlY
Classic hollywood, saving the bad guys is GoOd aCtUaLlY
@pepsi_man @sickburnbro sad, but that's the current trajectory
@pepsi_man @sickburnbro Ohh yeah, if somebody wants to volunteer to be the outlet for all my dark thoughts by breaking into my house, who am i to tell them they're wrong?