Her: Hey, wanna go out for a drink?
Me: One drink?
Her: Yes, I’m giving sports lessons tomorrow I can’t be hungover.
Me: OK, I believe you because I trust you as my friend.
Her: Aw, I appreciate it.
several hours and an uncounted number of drinks later, early morning hours.
Me: What happened, why is the sun rising?
Her: I think one of the beers was off.
Me: I trusted you!
Her: To be fair, that is totally on you. You should have known better. ![]()