SCSI - System Can't See It
SAS - Support Always Subpar
SATA - Stuck At Trying Access
SSD - Storage Suddenly Disappears
SMART - Seagate Makes Attribute Registers Tricky
RAID = Resilvering Always Initiates Disasters
ZFS = Zero Files Snapshotted
BTRFS = Better To Reformat File System
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@niconiconi PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
@niconiconi Can confirm an unfortunate number of these
@niconiconi FAT - Files Are Transient
iSCSI - I Still Can't See It
FAT32 - Files Are Transient (echo to fade)
@niconiconi I always enjoy these.
MCSE = Must Consult Someone Experienced
And one from my days in stage crew & live sound:
BOSE = Bring Other Sound Equipment
@niconiconi NTFS = Not a True File System
@niconiconi RAID - Rebuild Always Invites Disaster
@niconiconi off-topic HH100
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XFS - X (twitter) as a File System
MTBF - Mostly Theoretical Behavior Folklore
IDE - I Don't Exist
PCI - Pisces-Capricorn Intersectionalism
PNP - Please No Plugs
DMA - Drama Mode Appliance
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NTSC = Not the same color
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@niconiconi SaaS = Sucks as a Service
@niconiconi USB - usually shows blank
@niconiconi you missed "FAT - fat" :D
@niconiconi SAS is so true I was gonna be like "but sg_utils" and it's such a nightmare you have to have the docs open to use it and a lot of utilities could be folded into others
@niconiconi djb once noted that NFS means "network failure system' (in the qmail documentation).
@niconiconi HDD = Hereditary Death Disease
Now I'm interested what NVMe means