friend invited me to his wedding in the future 😄
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@mischievoustomato buy an outfit NOW
@newmodel @mischievoustomato iykyk
@WandererUber @newmodel it'll be next year, i need to get fit first
@mischievoustomato @newmodel don't wait too long (with either)
make sure you're not getting sweaty in it. Yes that is possible. Yes always
make sure you're not getting sweaty in it. Yes that is possible. Yes always
@newmodel @WandererUber i still wanna look better
@newmodel @mischievoustomato >On the day
and here I thought *I* was a severe procrastinator!
and here I thought *I* was a severe procrastinator!
@mischievoustomato @newmodel if you are making steady progress, that's one thing. If you're deluding yourself you better get your ass to a tailor three months before and start learning how to tie a tie or else you're gonna regret it
@newmodel @mischievoustomato amateur
@Griffith @newmodel @mischievoustomato fat nigga in a three-piece looks sharp as hell
the life of the party, can't fault him
when people used to wear more formal clothes, fatness was considered a sign of wealth and life affirmation
lesson in there
the life of the party, can't fault him
when people used to wear more formal clothes, fatness was considered a sign of wealth and life affirmation
lesson in there
@mischievoustomato @WandererUber @newmodel You may have to accept being fat to pick out a suit.
You can always get it slimmed down. As a treat.
You can always get it slimmed down. As a treat.
@newmodel @Griffith @mischievoustomato good physique is always better I get it
buddy wore his old one once and it didn't really fit anymore. No one cared because he's jacked and that looks cool then
buddy wore his old one once and it didn't really fit anymore. No one cared because he's jacked and that looks cool then
@Griffith @newmodel @mischievoustomato two people said this and I disagree. Just get one that fits.
@newmodel @Griffith @WandererUber fwiw, I do have many clothes that fit me, but like, being fat aint kino
@mischievoustomato @Griffith @newmodel why are you talking on fedi instead of putting your running shoes on and getting started you fat fuck