Mormons have a rule against fellatio? I mean I get alcohol and cofe, but fellatio???
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@kaia it feels better when it's forbidden
@kaia Maybe some sort of "no sex unless it's reproductive"
@kaia if you let people enjoy sex, they won't be constantly anxious and self-hating enough to be manipulated.
@kaia oral and anal sex are gay no matter the arrangement of persons, just how it is
@pwm must be super boring
@kaia I'm guessing the polygamy keeps things interesting.
@kaia what about mate ice tea? caffeine in general? i cant fullfill my needs with just tea. im a man i have needs! i need caffeine!
@grillchen they have soda dispensaries in the same way we have cofe places.
@vriska @grillchen that a sign of their cult's theological inexperience. more experienced religions would have had hardline theologians arguing that the ban of cofe extended to all caffeinated drinks
@kaia You'd be surprised how many crazier rules they've dropped. They're the most unhinged of all post-gunpowder religions.
@kaia it is for Catholics to some extent too, in that intercourse should always be reproductive in nature