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@feld 😂
Seems perfectly normal to get an unsolicited offer for the contact info of people attending a European security conference, right?
@paul_ipv6 @HoffmanLabs the amount of spam I get to $username@infosec.exchange is beyond all comprehension. Usernames look like email addresses and every crawler seems to have found them.
It’s becoming a regular occurrence that my dog doesn’t want to eat. I’ve been using my son’s cats as motivation by pretending to offer it to them - she gets super motivated to eat it before they can, but I will be catless this weekend when my son moves out. So I’ve been trying to find alternatives.
Defensive Security Podcast Episode 342B http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbzi37ofUC8 https://defensivesecurity.org/defensive-security-podcast-episode-342b/
I accidentally posted the audio of the wrong episode the first time around. I have placed myself on unpaid leave as a result of this grave error.
Do you ever just really need a nap?
@paco that's not a bad idea, but not sure who can afford that any more. I'll just go up to what used to be my kids' rooms and sleep there.
@simonzerafa @paco maybe some day for me. I have an elderly dog, so sleep (and anything else) comes in blocks of about 2 hours. I was out playing in the yard with her at 2:30am last night because she couldn't sleep and decided that was everyone's problem.
Good news - I am down in my basement and shortly after I started hearing the release from the SBR upstairs, the major stock market indexes cut their losses quite a bit. Lacie is trying very hard to help us out.
@winterknight1337 see the previous post that was in reply to. SBR = strategic bark reserve
@winterknight1337 I feel that
Due to rapidly increasing prices, Lacie has begun a controlled release from the Strategic Bark Reserve (SBR) to stabilize prices. People and small animals in the vicinity are advised to wear ear plugs.
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A quick reminder that you really need to have your fortinet firewalls behind a firewall
https://thehackernews.com/2026/03/fortigate-devices-exploited-to-breach.html?m=1
ooo, I was just reminded that infosec.exchange is almost 9 years old!
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My former team created an award in honor of one of my employees who passed away after I left. I’ll never forget you, John. #fuckcancer
@feld this is the one she got: https://a.co/d/08rMS207