Egregoros

@lain Ok this is actually true I used to work with a guy who LOVED McDonalds, like it was his whole thing. People at the stores knew him and would greet him by name when he walked in which is fucked for fast food joint. All morning at work he’d be hyped about McDs and talk about it.

and I’d be like Larry stop over eating, you always get sick every day and he’d be like yeah yeah not this time

but then he’d order a meal exactly like that, he’d be pounding big mac burgs, drinking a large milkshake in one side of his mouth while stuff chicken nuggets in the other side it was the grossest shit you’ve ever seen

then he’d crawl back in the yard barely able to move “ooh I’m sick I ate too much i can’t move help me jamie” fuck sakes then after work he’d waddle into the gym and just psycho work out so you’d be dead sure he would be fat as a house but actually he was ripped as hell with like zero body fat somehow