what in the fuck is this? is windows 11 trying to detect supply chain attacks now?
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Inferior year date format. 
listen man you shit on me for everything pick something other than being canadian for once
>pick something other than being canadian for once
No both you and
need to be reminded how much Cucknada sucks.
No both you and
need to be reminded how much Cucknada sucks.
did you see he said if he would go out for a beer with anyone it would be me? I'm gonna try that this summer and document it if I do
I did, he should know better that the vaccine doesn't make you immune to covid. π€£
The pandemic isn't over π
The pandemic isn't over π
I fixed my AC so I can drive out there providing i can get clearance in our datacenter. we are going to find out who can out covid who
Now the true freak of nature that I want to see with my own eyes is 
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Maybe I'll go to Hawaii next year.
.Maybe I'll go to Hawaii next year.
im actually super boring dude, i dont care if you want to track my life but i have no fucking clue what that guy is doing lmfao
I'm trying to get Jeff Cliff to start streaming again
why are you so much more agreeable when you're purposely not being a dramanigger?
I've always been an incredibly agreeable person, there's only one person who doesn't like me and it's for reasons he made up in his own head
All because you offered him brown pants.
I just saw this. whats this about? the pants shitting thing? you never shit your pants in your life?
@graf @NonPlayableClown @AWIVR
Had a buddy, hand of God, his name was Graff. Legit dude, could drink anybody under the table.
One night, coming home from bar hopping, Graff "mysteriously" decides to sleep in the hatchback area of this Ford Expedition taxicab.
We didn't think anything of it until we got back to his apartment and he rolled himself out the back of the cab and the smell hit us.
This mf'er got shit house drunk and shat himself in the back of a cab. He hid in the back so we wouldn't get hit with a cleanup fee.
Had a buddy, hand of God, his name was Graff. Legit dude, could drink anybody under the table.
One night, coming home from bar hopping, Graff "mysteriously" decides to sleep in the hatchback area of this Ford Expedition taxicab.
We didn't think anything of it until we got back to his apartment and he rolled himself out the back of the cab and the smell hit us.
This mf'er got shit house drunk and shat himself in the back of a cab. He hid in the back so we wouldn't get hit with a cleanup fee.
honestly don't trust anybody who tries to pretend they haven't shit themselves or at least had one touch cloth in a pinch
A dude shit all over the side of my car while I was sitting in a drive-thru yesterday.
The world needs some better gut flora... maybe an apple or two. Cripes.
The world needs some better gut flora... maybe an apple or two. Cripes.
I'm sorry what. a dude shit on the side of your car in a drive through? you live in india?
Close. Was hanging out in semi-rural, semi-suburb-ish N. Idaho... mom & pops coffee drive-thru.
I think it was Danny DeVito, but idk. One look was all I needed π©
I think it was Danny DeVito, but idk. One look was all I needed π©
I have to know, was it solid shit or diarrhea. we are talking about it in the matrix and i just cant wrap my head around how somebody can shit ON the side of your car
It was total projectile diarrhea disgust, & my car was his, uh, "privacy" from even more people... I guess?? Pretty sure 1/3 or more of sit-down coffee patrons saw him, too
Think he was wasted, wife was yelling at him to get back in their car. Special π
Think he was wasted, wife was yelling at him to get back in their car. Special π
>woman enters a chat about people shitting themselves
>starts talkiing about somebody else shitting on her car
are you sure it wasnt you?
>starts talkiing about somebody else shitting on her car
are you sure it wasnt you?
>I enter a chat about people shitting themselves
>confused that it's not a Quartering a-logging thread
>confused that it's not a Quartering a-logging thread
its about randbot but I just dont understand why they shame him even if its real because it happens to all of us. I broke a window at my parents house one time because I had to shit so bad it was literally going to come out. sure its embarassing maybe that's why but I literally will never trust somebody who tries to claim they've never had some kind of shit or piss mishap in their life
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They shame him because he denies it. If he owned it, it probably would've gone away sooner.
If you refuse to give an amusing reaction to getting laughed at, the dramaniggers move on. I should know, considering I am one 
do you think he actually shit himself? if he did it's funny but you are right, own it and move on and most people will not care. the odd person might pop up in your chat or notifications and call you a pant shitter but because it's happened to most people at some point I think the vast majority would have moved on. crazy
The situation really isn't that complicated. Personally I can't confirm whether he did or not shit his pants. It sure looks like he did, but even though he was completely blacked out that night, he claims he didn't.
I suppose the part I find most amusing about is that he still does these weird mental gymnastics about it. He could have just said "I drank too much and I trusted a fart" which is both comical and relatable. Instead, he spent the better part of a year telling everyone he could that I personally "AI generated" the four hour stream that the clip came from. Nobody with a functioning brain believes him of course, so now he's trying to push other bizarre copes like asking ChatGPT if asshole sweat can bleach underwear (which I find incredibly funny on its own right).
The only reason people are bringing it up and laughing about again is because a few weeks ago when Rand was being an obnoxious reply guy on Wyatt's Twitter, Wyatt got tired of him crawling up his leg and posted the clip of his "bleached underpants" which was accidently viewed by over a million people before Wyatt felt bad and deleted it.
There's a dedicated group of retards who pretend to be me in his chat and antagonize him over really petty shit like this all the time because every once in a while he'll have a complete sperg out about it.
I suppose the part I find most amusing about is that he still does these weird mental gymnastics about it. He could have just said "I drank too much and I trusted a fart" which is both comical and relatable. Instead, he spent the better part of a year telling everyone he could that I personally "AI generated" the four hour stream that the clip came from. Nobody with a functioning brain believes him of course, so now he's trying to push other bizarre copes like asking ChatGPT if asshole sweat can bleach underwear (which I find incredibly funny on its own right).
The only reason people are bringing it up and laughing about again is because a few weeks ago when Rand was being an obnoxious reply guy on Wyatt's Twitter, Wyatt got tired of him crawling up his leg and posted the clip of his "bleached underpants" which was accidently viewed by over a million people before Wyatt felt bad and deleted it.
There's a dedicated group of retards who pretend to be me in his chat and antagonize him over really petty shit like this all the time because every once in a while he'll have a complete sperg out about it.
@AWIVR @GoyGirl @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @pepsi_man @NonPlayableClown @Hoss in graf's expert opinion, does randbot's shart stained underwear look photoshopped with ai?
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considering it goes up his back unless he shit laying down that looks more like sun through curtains to me. im not an expert, but if you are going to be an asshole when you speak to me i'm going to stop responding to you
@graf @AWIVR @GoyGirl @Shadowbroker2135 @pepsi_man @NonPlayableClown @Hoss it looks like it goes up the back due to poor camera quality and frame ratw
I dunno man. it looks like sun to me. but I don't care enough to evaluate it. I was just curious so I asked clown to get the story. now that I know the story I don't care anymore
@graf @AWIVR @GoyGirl @Shadowbroker2135 @pepsi_man @NonPlayableClown @Hoss alternate angle
Randbot shid, alternate angle.mβ¦
Randbot shid, alternate angle.mβ¦
ok that looks more like a hole than a shit stain. i retract my previous "expert analysis" he would have had to have had liquid shit for it to be brown and also soak through his underwear. not sure what it would be but I still dont think it's shit. not going to tell you you're wrong because you don't care about my opinion but I don't think that's actual shit. if it is, for it to soak through like that you'd see it run down his leg or something surely
@graf @AWIVR @GoyGirl @Shadowbroker2135 @pepsi_man @NonPlayableClown @Hoss it would look like that if you shat yourself and stewed in it in a chair for so long the scat pressed it's way through the fabric, but I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree
not on black underwear. I'm not going to shit myself to prove it but its definitely something
apparently ball sweat can "bleach" dark fabrics but I imagine the amount of ball sweat you'd need to do that would be weeks of not showering and/or wearing the same underwear for a long time since ball sweat isnt like vaginal discharge it would take a long while. not trying to excuse it but apparently thats a thing
actually according to google any of your sweat can do that if your pH is fucked up. learned something new today
I had some shirts back in the day with bleached collars i suppose this was why
if you live in a sunny area it was probably sun rather than sweat I would think mayb
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