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do you think he actually shit himself? if he did it's funny but you are right, own it and move on and most people will not care. the odd person might pop up in your chat or notifications and call you a pant shitter but because it's happened to most people at some point I think the vast majority would have moved on. crazy

The situation really isn't that complicated. Personally I can't confirm whether he did or not shit his pants. It sure looks like he did, but even though he was completely blacked out that night, he claims he didn't.

I suppose the part I find most amusing about is that he still does these weird mental gymnastics about it. He could have just said "I drank too much and I trusted a fart" which is both comical and relatable. Instead, he spent the better part of a year telling everyone he could that I personally "AI generated" the four hour stream that the clip came from. Nobody with a functioning brain believes him of course, so now he's trying to push other bizarre copes like asking ChatGPT if asshole sweat can bleach underwear (which I find incredibly funny on its own right).

The only reason people are bringing it up and laughing about again is because a few weeks ago when Rand was being an obnoxious reply guy on Wyatt's Twitter, Wyatt got tired of him crawling up his leg and posted the clip of his "bleached underpants" which was accidently viewed by over a million people before Wyatt felt bad and deleted it.

There's a dedicated group of retards who pretend to be me in his chat and antagonize him over really petty shit like this all the time because every once in a while he'll have a complete sperg out about it.

ok that looks more like a hole than a shit stain. i retract my previous "expert analysis" he would have had to have had liquid shit for it to be brown and also soak through his underwear. not sure what it would be but I still dont think it's shit. not going to tell you you're wrong because you don't care about my opinion but I don't think that's actual shit. if it is, for it to soak through like that you'd see it run down his leg or something surely

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apparently ball sweat can "bleach" dark fabrics but I imagine the amount of ball sweat you'd need to do that would be weeks of not showering and/or wearing the same underwear for a long time since ball sweat isnt like vaginal discharge it would take a long while. not trying to excuse it but apparently thats a thing