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@graf This makes me laugh because I needed a service truck and buddy gave me a welding truck to test for a few days, picked it up at night and tint was so dark and top tint went halfway down-I could not see behind me or either side, had to drive in winter with windows down to get home.
Took it back the next day and said nah nah nah.
Got one he had with a liftgate and been love ever since with this truck.

@graf You're becoming the truckfuck you were born to hate.

How it starts:

"Oh these LED backup lights are useful, maybe I should add a panel of 1,000 of em to the front bumper"

Then:

"I can get some 34in swampers on here why not? IDC if they stick past the fenders and I don't have mudflaps, fuck the people behind me."

Inevitably:

GET OUT OF THE WAY FAGGOT I DON'T CARE IF I WRECK THIS THING. *Cut across 3 lanes with no signal to hit the exit*

That's what the backup cam is for.

@catmanmancat No. What's wrong with Lighting up my driveway bro I'm not putting shit on the Durango except maybe some gigantic anime girl wrap

@graf That's what the all say... You're gonna get a gas station cowboy hat as a lark one night & it'll possess you like a Sonichu.

@graf Also, a Durango Itasha would be hilarious.

@graf @catmanmancat grab the finest hentai wrap

@Twoinchdestroya @catmanmancat Get somebody to make a giant custom high elf archer x frieren yuri scene

@graf @catmanmancat ai is your friend

@graf @Twoinchdestroya > Not even considering Poast chan for the wrap.

Insulting.

@catmanmancat @Twoinchdestroya Same reason I don't have a poast license plate. I don't want my shit rocked because somebody knows poast and has an axe to grind. Think with your brain

@graf @Twoinchdestroya > Think with your brain.

No, I don't think I will.