Egregoros

13w

@graf If it's not your grandmother, or mother, it means you're officially in the old man club. I'm sorry you found out this way. 👴🏼

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

13w

@catmanmancat not *my* mom no
she called me while i was driving to the grocery store yesterday rocking out to Ministry and I had my phone paired to the radio so I had to talk to her like one of those old people while sitting in a parking lot

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RWFS Automotive Sperg

13w

@graf Holy shit. That's not supposed to happen until late 40's.

You speed-running this?

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

13w

@catmanmancat i'm strangely okay with it. she talks *a lot* so it's like being read to. all I have to do is say uh huh, yeah etc every couple mins and offer advice once or twice

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ĐØⱠⱠ

13w

... are you podcasting, bro? 🧐

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RWFS Automotive Sperg

13w

@graf That's me in every conversation with a Chinese person. I vary my tone of "uh-yes yes" depending on if they're smiling or pissed.

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

13w

@Doll @catmanmancat felt like I was while sitting in the durango in a parking lot yesterday trying to keep the volume low so people didn't hear me using the car audio for fucking speakerphone

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RWFS Automotive Sperg

13w

@graf @Doll WEN BLUETOOTH EAR PHONE FOR PHONE CALLS OLD MAN.

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ĐØⱠⱠ

13w

He uses Durangophones. VERY LOUD.

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

13w

@catmanmancat @Doll listen I *know* she calls me every day she's been doing it for a long time and she does it around the same times every time she calls during the day so I SHOULD have known better. I told her I'm going out to celebrate 10m posts on Poast so I just *know* she's going to call me when I'm at the bar because she always does

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

13w

@Doll @catmanmancat IT WAS VERY LOUD I WAS DRIVING 30 OVER THE SPEED LIMIT LISTENING TO JESUS BUILT MY HOT ROD WHEN I ANSWERED IT

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RWFS Automotive Sperg

13w

@graf @Doll So she killed the entire vibe of the moment but you love her and it was wholesome so you can't be that mad about it. Tough spot.

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

13w

@catmanmancat @Doll correct. i hate that this woman has that control over my life

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ĐØⱠⱠ

13w

What if, and this is gonna sound a little crazy but just stay with me here, what if ... you don't answer?

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

13w

@Doll @catmanmancat I would never not answer when she calls she's my favourite person unironically

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JoshuaSlocum

13w

@graf @catmanmancat @Doll how close are we to 10 million

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

13w

@JoshuaSlocum @catmanmancat @Doll about 3000

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ĐØⱠⱠ

@The_Grand_Pooh_Bah@poa.st remote

13w

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G P B

13w

@graf @JoshuaSlocum @catmanmancat @Doll I really want the 10 milllionth to be "nigger"

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

13w

@The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @JoshuaSlocum @catmanmancat @Doll it'll be something gay like "Rei is best girl"

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ĐØⱠⱠ

13w

I'm hoping for some hyperviolent nazi's fool-proof sourdough recipe.

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

@idiot@shitposter.world remote

13w

@Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat it all begins with the starter, doll. without a good starter your bread aint shit

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Dumb Idiot Retard

13w

@graf @Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat But Rei IS best girl

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ĐØⱠⱠ

13w

I agree, let's start a 3000-post hellbread about it.

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JoshuaSlocum

13w

@Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat i make bread in cast iron loaf pans and anybody who doesn't is queer

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:allyourbase::papyrus_u_s::papyrus_l_t::papyrus_l_o::papyrus_l_n::papyrus_l_e::papyrus_l_r::papyrus_7::papyrus_1::papyrus_3::windmilloffriendship:

@stoner713@poa.st remote

13w

@JoshuaSlocum @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat what a wussy with your specially pans, just use a dutch oven like a man

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JoshuaSlocum

13w

@stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat i like sliced bread that is shaped like sliced bread and isn't a geometry problem when it comes time to make a sandwich

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@stoner713@poa.st remote

13w

@JoshuaSlocum @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat so, you're saying math is hard for you?

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Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

@Diogenese_Shiplap@poa.st remote

13w

@stoner713 @JoshuaSlocum @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat Do I really need to dig out my dutch oven? I own several, but, ripping ass and pulling the blanket over the wife head is my favorite.

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@stoner713@poa.st remote

13w

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @JoshuaSlocum @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat well played, sir.

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Shiplap

13w

@JoshuaSlocum @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat Now the baking grannies from Shiplap's Diner want a word with you.

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JoshuaSlocum

13w

@stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat my dutch oven is like 7 quarts, i'd need a scimitar for a bread knife

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

13w

@JoshuaSlocum @Doll @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat I bake boule in a cast iron Dutch oven does that count

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Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

13w

@JoshuaSlocum @stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat Found it in the wife's work shop, needs to be re seasoned.

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JoshuaSlocum

13w

@graf @Doll @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat all bread baking is good, i will die on this completely uncontroversial hill

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Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

13w

@JoshuaSlocum @stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat Not some screen grab, fuck you I will turn most things into a meal!

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ĐØⱠⱠ

13w

Wow, rude. 😤

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JoshuaSlocum

13w

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat couple of hours and it will go camping again and forever

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Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

13w

@JoshuaSlocum @stoner713 @Doll @graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat Yea, I have more saws then chainsaw the chainsaw predator on fedi, just another out building we have to and will share. Tools, more tools, chicken stuff, beer fridge due to reasons, rolls of plastic, microwave, just an old 14X20 shed with a 240 volt 50 amp feed.

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Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

13w

@Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @graf @stoner713 How am I rude nigger?

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ĐØⱠⱠ

13w

... is it weird that I read this to a backing beat? Are you dropping blue-collar bars right now?

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JoshuaSlocum

13w

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @Doll @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @graf @stoner713 you're flipping off a completely innocent microwave

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Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator

13w

@Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @graf @stoner713 Doll...you have no idea of the stuff I have been hoarding.

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anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

13w

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @Doll @JoshuaSlocum @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @catmanmancat @stoner713 What's on that Hewlett Packard on the top shelf

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Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator