Egregoros · Phoenix Framework

JoshuaSlocum

1d

one, that lapel pin
two, i always thought "...and wear it as a skin suit" was like a funny phrase, but dick here proves it can be a life goal

RT: https://hell.twtr.plus/objects/2f805516-135d-4c6b-990a-5ef25decadc1

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

2d

fat guy just said to me "i'm gonna go fill my belly"
now i don't want to eat ever again

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

3d

beta dot poa dot st keeps hanging, so i will be unable to drake_yes people for the foreseeable future
we all will suffer what we must

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

6d

@vitalis @EvolLove julius caesar had much to say about the impertinence of gallic women as well

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

1w

@ChadleyDudebro is still awol
who is going to 😑 poasts without him

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

1w

saw a 'community notes' attached to a post on the nitter
very cool mister grafman, thank you
(drink some water so you don't die)

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

1w

somebody wrote that burn for her
(she should fire that person, they are v. cringe)

RT: https://hell.twtr.plus/objects/1d806c66-6fca-41df-82e5-44d1ae330a37

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

1w

i'm going to eat this big ass danish because nobody is here to stop me

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

1w

i just held it for two hours
made it a cache invalidation problem

RT: https://poa.st/objects/50566cd0-3bb5-4406-9d8a-2165c2852838

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

1w

your computer program that slurps up data you didn't pay for has been slurped from, wow, crazy man

RT: https://hell.twtr.plus/objects/a32befde-ab76-4d42-9396-b31a487c4f79

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

1w

@WandererUber clever, i concede the rhetorical game
(still not going into a dank basement with a bunch of shirtless dudes)

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

1w

@WandererUber my dude, why are you trying the "you must be secretly gay" thing

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

1w

@WandererUber it's literally a dank basement full of shirtless dudes, not any of those other things you're reaching to make a comparison to

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

1w

@WandererUber tell me more about how much you love a dank basement full of shirtless dudes

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

1w

@WandererUber i appreciate the discipline and loyalty
but an awful lot of frat initiation rituals that i've heard about are laden with varying degrees of homoeroticism
i give this one a 4/10 on the latent queer scale

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

1w

huh, i guess we got powafull & stronk trump

RT: https://hell.twtr.plus/objects/168aa804-35db-40f2-9d85-9e3fc8c106b1

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

2w

"cortisol spiking" i don't like this memeologism
i don't have a good reason why, it just kinda sucks

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

2w

@WandererUber @sickburnbro WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON WITH THAT JIB
IT'S LIKE A CHILD'S DRAWING
"SAILS ARE LIKE TWO RIGHT TRIANGLES ON EITHER SIDE OF A POLE RIGHT"
THESE PICTURES ARE SLOPCRIME

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

2w

cooked, etc

RT: https://hell.twtr.plus/objects/bc474d70-5bfc-4091-9f43-07daef781e91

JoshuaSlocum

@JoshuaSlocum@poa.st remote

2w

just unloaded a heaping pile of bullshit because the project is astonishingly vague at this point
people are happy to accept bullshit if it checks a box
never ceases to amaze me how much of the world runs on bullshit

JoshuaSlocum

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